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guys help, i'm stuck in a dress
13 years ago
it hurts ow
i'm like, half naked
and stuck in this cute jean dress my friend gave me
i was like WOW I LOVE THIS THANK YOU
so i tried it on when i got off of work
and now it's stuck around my tits and i can't get it off
i don't want to cut it
and no one's awake
also, i'm naked
fuck
WHY DO I HAVE TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS
this is the second time i've gotten stuck in something this month
the first time, i got stuck in a child sized shark costume at the store
i was like YEAH, I'M A SHARK, I AM FINALLY AT PEACE WITH THE UNIVERSE
and then my tits happened
six people
six
strangers
had to pry me out of that costume
i was so embarrassed
i told them that they should get the "jaws of life"
ahahaha
haha
ha
i'm punny
EDIT: I GOT IT OFF OH THANK GOD I CAN BREATHE
but i pinched a nerve
Glad you got it off :3
I hope you're not too sore though
Well I got stuck in two costumes I tried on this season, too, because of tits ;3;