Then do it earlier?

But that would actually be a good idea and make sense.

...or pretend you're asleep :P

Pretending your asleep? That only works if......................if......................

(whimpers) Your a girl ^_^ :P

where is the like button for this???????

Then do it anyway.

Lock the door? lol

My computer isn't in my bedroom, and the only place I can't get WiFi in my house on my laptop is of course where my bed is.

That sucks :(
But I know how you feel :P

Download whatever your using as visual stimulation. Hell come on, an old bastard like me used to have to PRINT OUT the pornographic shit, fold it up, carry it home, place it in a heavy, large book to flatten it back out to normal and than jerk off. I mean, do you know how hard that is? It's not when 'the moment strikes' its 'plan ahead to the next school day when you have access to paper, than somehow figuring out a way to get to the site and print discretely..etc etc'

hell you young kids got it easy ;)

that is so right - us old farts had to use our imagination to jerk off to!!!

Isn't that the darnest truth my friend? Sad. Can you say: "Cammador 64!" Or Original Atari 1000?

:)

Hell, I had an IBM 8086 with a whopping 64K of RAM and a 32 MB hard drive!! Of course there was always the Sears catalogue.....

In Highschool some jr. ran up and struck me with one of those. Yes.... I know those Catalogue's well.......Exactly how heavy and solid they can be.

I'm late of a year, but that chat made me lose my sides. :)

Its OK. The day that's late is the day that was worth it.

Aalright. Also quick replie from something of a year ago. =o

I'm always on my game. Like a wolf in a cat den....never know when or where an attack may come appear.!

As long as you're not on a Lynx den, you're safe. :p

I jotted that down in my iPad as a future advisory. I hear linxs enjoy wiggling canines in their tummies.


.____. Wiggling and yelping.

Us sir are creatures of evil. Of fluffiness too, but mainly evil. >:D

Lynxes were named catwolves on medieval europa due to the fact they looked like cats buth were sized like wolves, and their cry at mating seasons looked much like howls. There is also many legends about him, such as his urine being able to turn into precious gems.

#THEMOREYOUKNOW

Lol. I'd still take a woof in the sack any day :p

You'd be fun to chat with. Ever Skype? Yim? Now I must research lynx's!

My skype got fucked up. I had no idea how to fix it, and I never used Yim. We can still talk via PM's, but I promise I will solve this soon. Or not. We will see.

crafty evil kitten............

Well, I constantly change E-mails for some reason, and I used kittymail#1 for skype. When I updated my computer to Windows 8.1, Windows asked me an E-mail. I used kittymail#2. Which changes on all aps my e-mail and indentity. So skype has now two e-mails and can't decide between one, so it constantly crashes whenever I launch it.

THANK YOU WINDOWS.

No... the worst is when they come home right when you're about to cum, or cumming.

... see, THIS is one of the many reasons i'm glad i live alone XD

Where in Wisconsin do you live that that's possible? :o

heh... near west bend, if you know where that is.

I live alone too but am in Nebraska
Yes thre is TREES here on the Plains

it's nice, ain't it?

TIS A LIE! lol

Murphy's law is extremely applicable by about 200% to masturbation. This also applies to virtual net-sex; it's a rule that, if you want it, no one will be interested until precisely the moment you need to go to bed or work, or vice versa. :3 lol.

yea... pretty much all of this. or worse, long bouts of nothing then finally when youve kinda gotten used to it, WHAM... intimate yet.. Oh look... gotta go to work.. .or Hey, family is taking you out to that one restaurant you really love and are paying" ..... dammit

every...fucking time.

ALL the time -.-

YES

I'm glad I'm not the only one this happens to...
Although the threat of being caught can do wonders for the quickness and intensity of the final result, I've found.

i must agree with you on that point ^^

Let them watch!

alwwwayyyysss

Poor Zoo. xD

5 roomies, rarity to have alone time. i guess everyone does it in the shower? o.o

That made me feel even less comfortable with showers <shivers>

Where are my gumboots?

make a im masturbating sign and hang it on the doorknob.. then develop exhibitionistic tendencies in case they ignore the sign ?

Know that feel bro

OMFG you totally summed my damn life up right here, I swear

I expected here be Google autocompletes, like you type "I hate it when" and it offers "...when hitler eats my nutella".

And yes, that's kinda annoying.
(I mean about masturbation, not Hitler (though the latter is not nice of him, too))

P.S. "i hate it when jesus rides dinosaurs in my house"

"THE SECOND YOU TRY AND MASTURBATE THEY ALL COME HOME"

No, flatmates/roomates always come home when you're almost done.

That would have to be 100x worse honestly. I can not even imagine. Hell I just finished up half an hour ago. Getting that close for no pay off? OR: is the payoff when they get home and the thrill of excitement of risk? Heck I guess I'm no one to say, as I dont much care if my room mates saw my junk. I know its impressively sized

But would they mind seeing you masturbate in a shared room?

I hate that, too. And it's really unfortunate, too, since I just got a job where I work all my 40 hours in three days and then have the other 4 off, that now my roommate is chronically unemployed and stays home all day.

Well if you ever need help with it just skype me

LOL. Its not that you dont have the capacity to masterbate, as long as you have a room and a door to that room, you can do so. However, by masterbate I assume you mean, well, LOUDLY.

I love doing that. The huffing, moaning, and finally the 'aaaah, oh dog, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (*explosion*) LOL.

Sorry I dont like 'oh god' as, well, I'm athiest ;)

At least you can sorta hide it/pretend you weren't doing anything...

...a raging hardon is much more difficult to hide and make excuses about :p

oh shit.... THAT situation sounds freaking familiar to me >_>
And not only they all come home at that time.. NO, they also wanna TALK you you just right then. Gotta love it....

Hm.. and that also kinda reminds me to an insanity wolf meme i've read once.
Parents catch you masturbating. Look them in the eyes and finish like a beast!!!

That does suck.

That's why I keep a blanket nearby to quickly cover up.
"I'm just keeping my lap warm guys."

How does this work in summer?

Several fans with the AC on. The fans also create white noise.

OMG! So True!

Worse when you get caught. T^T

Being an only child whose mom allows lots of privacy, I've never really had this problem. xD Although there have been several times at my dad's house when he's tried to barge into the room while I was fapping -- luckily the door was always locked and I had some excuse ready. :P

i know how you feel love i know it really well

I have a solution to this.
Lock eyes when they enter the room.
Then finish. LIKE A BAWS.

#FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS

IT'S SO HARD BEING PRIVILEGED.

Clearly.