Dark Shadows
13 years ago
I watched Dark Shadows yesterday. Hot damn what an awesome movie. Tim burton did it again. And I miss Michelle Pfeifer since Stardust which was written by Neil Gaiman. Oh alice Cooper appears there too. The premise reminds me of many faggots who are butthurt online trying to get back at me because I don't give two fucks about their faggotry and they are e-famous so any other dumbass believes them even though they never ever met me before.
Oh the setting is wondrous, based on the 70s. I am so glad it was done this way and not in modern times. It now makes me want to watch the classic TV series. Johnny Depp triumphs as a reluctant cursed man to live as a vampire. I don't like vampires except a few and Barnabas Collins has become an addition to the exception. Although there is a character in that movie I completely loathed the first time I set eyes on. A teenaged girl named Carolyn. But then I learned she was a werewolf so it was awwwright.
Oh yeah, telling an old fashioned vampire to get with the times by haging with "normal" people and then hippies come into play. My God.
God I hate hippies.
I hate stupid potheads.
Oh but hey, Collins kills hippies and got head from the not so bad looking psychiatrist. This movie rocks.
Guess he was not the only one who liked to suck fluids from human bodies.
Haha oh man what the fuck did I just typed...?
I also bought the Terminator 2 Extreme DVD version, which includes scenes not in the original movie and a lot of good stuff in a second disk. Fuck yeah, this has been my lucky day.
I shall extent my search for more DVDs and their special features. Hopefully I will still find that Neverending story 2 feature set which includes the original only worthy movie and the second piece of crap that followed for the lulz.
Hm, yes.
I was THIS close to get Tekken 5 for the PS2. It was there in a Kiwk E Mart and ready to be mine for 10 dollars. Too bad the guy behind the counter couldn't find the disk. Seems some nigger stole it right in front of his eyes. Sigh.
Oh God the only station they get and it plays scooby doo. I feel sorry for Barnabas now.
Oh yeah, got paid, got beer. Party dudes, party.
Here, one of Dark Shadows many memorable funny moments:
And over here, the anime trailer for Wild Arms based on the Videogame series: