MORE BARS!!! Next zombie Apocalypse
13 years ago
The "Cell zombie", A human that can't function more than a few hours without its Cell phone due to loss of signal or power, walking aimlessly with its arm stretched out infront staring at a dead or non connecting cell phone, drewling and mumbling MOORRRE BARRSSZZZ!!!
only zombifide until my coffee injection
Moooore Beeeans...
*bows*
I quite often walk into the shop (where he works) and find him and his friend texting other friends whilst at the same time holding an in depth conversation with each other about drifting and general familial drama.
His phone, I swear, it's become some kind of weird Borg-like extension of his body. If it's removed, I honestly think he may die or malfunction. O.o
Not that losing his phone would happen. He'd have more chance of misplacing his house.