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Ask Me Anything

13 years ago General

I'll answer every one, but I reserve the right to be as bafflingly cryptic if I don't like the question.

212 Comments

Vito_Talford ~vitotalford

Multiversal Writer and Artist

13 years ago

When did you first become a macro?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

The day I was born.

Vito_Talford ~vitotalford

Multiversal Writer and Artist

13 years ago

Then, your parents are macro too?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

My backstory is very complex. Or simple. Depends on who I'm talking to.

Vito_Talford ~vitotalford

Multiversal Writer and Artist

13 years ago

Cool.

Duino ~duino

A Living Bicep Emoji

13 years ago

How jealous of me are you- extremely or just very?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

This much.

Karla ~karla

Writer

13 years ago

What would you do with your life if tails didn't exist?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I'd dangle 'em by the shirt.

Karla ~karla

Writer

13 years ago

Ew. Who wears shirts?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

That guy over there.

Sydney ~neouka

Fursuiter

13 years ago

Will you get in my pouch?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Got a shoehorn?

Sydney ~neouka

Fursuiter

13 years ago

it's a portal to narnia! There's lots of room :3

Let ~let

13 years ago

Will mayonnaise ever be a species?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

If it's warmer than room temperature.

Let ~let

13 years ago

Hmm, fascinating.

Kangy Lionheart ~fatkangaroo

Digital Artist

13 years ago

How Big are you (in Max)?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Depends on how detailed my model is. 3D Studio MAX files can get pretty bloated I hear.

Kangy Lionheart ~fatkangaroo

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Cool

CrescoTheEKO ~crescotheeko

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

Not when you turn on: "Compress on save" in the preference settings. =3

DaveMunk ~davemunk

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Can you Dance good?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Well. It's dance well.

And no.

DaveMunk ~davemunk

Digital Artist

13 years ago

cool ^^

Ransom ~ransom

Illustrator and Tabby Cat

13 years ago

What do you like to do on a date?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Celebrate that someone actually wants to date me.

Atemal99 ~atemal99

Writer

13 years ago

GrineX ~grinex

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Do you prefer lakes or oceans to relax in?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Fresh water. Salt dries out the skin.

BlaiddWolfe ~blaiddwolfe

Chaotically Coyote

13 years ago

What is the meaning of life squared?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

T-square or L-square?

BlaiddWolfe ~blaiddwolfe

Chaotically Coyote

13 years ago

B-square.

DJLab ~djlab

Bleh

13 years ago

What's your opinion on Disney Channel's lack of good cartoons recently?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Disney does not immediately mean "cartoon." The caribbean pirates and Robinson Crusoe would like a word with you.

BrEddy ~eddy1ol

Dog

13 years ago

What shade of green to you view yourself and is this two questions if its elongated into one sentence?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

The greenest!

stunter101 ~stunter101

Photographer

13 years ago

if you somehow get hit by an inflation beam of some sorts, how bigger would you be?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Depends on the part of body.

stunter101 ~stunter101

Photographer

13 years ago

the belly

King_Kangaroo !kingkangaroo

Writer

13 years ago

How did you meet Rouge?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I think she shows up in level 3 of Sonic Adventure. Just don't die getting to level 3 I guess.

King_Kangaroo !kingkangaroo

Writer

13 years ago

ok, why do you claim to own him?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Rouge is a girl. And you too can own her if you buy a copy of Sonic Adventure.

King_Kangaroo !kingkangaroo

Writer

13 years ago

I was asking about Rouge Wolf. those questions were about Rouge Wolf.

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I'm not familar with a Rouge Wolf. Is he pink? He sounds pink.

remain_anonymouse ~remainanonymouse

Watcher

13 years ago

This made my night.

Vito_Talford ~vitotalford

Multiversal Writer and Artist

13 years ago

I think he's referring to

King_Kangaroo !kingkangaroo

Writer

13 years ago

rogue wolf is the wolf i was talking about, how did you meet him and why do you claim to own him?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Ohhhhh, ROGUE! You threw me off when you said ROUGE. Whew, glad we got that one cleared up.

King_Kangaroo !kingkangaroo

Writer

13 years ago

how did you meet him, and why do you own him?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I don't know if I've ever gone on the record saying I owned him. But he fetched me a bus a long time ago.

King_Kangaroo !kingkangaroo

Writer

13 years ago

oh, so you actually don't own him, odd, I remember asking him about being in my FA stories and he said for me to keep him semi-feral and only take commands from you directly. that's why I wondered if you owned him or not.

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Rogue listens to me. Most of the time.

King_Kangaroo !kingkangaroo

Writer

13 years ago

Cool, but would he listen to someone bigger, like me, a 210ft roo?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

If he hasn't listened to you yet, he's not going to start now.

King_Kangaroo !kingkangaroo

Writer

13 years ago

be for warned, that I am also a physic roo as well, so if he won't listen to me, then I'll have no problem phsically controling him.

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

You don't know him very well if you think you can mind control him. Leave him alone.

King_Kangaroo !kingkangaroo

Writer

13 years ago

ok then.

zenonthewonderdog ~zenonthewonderdog

Traditional Artist

13 years ago

What was the concept behind Duncan?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I thought those were called "tails."

zenonthewonderdog ~zenonthewonderdog

Traditional Artist

13 years ago

Huh? I don't get it.

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

The thing behind me is a tail. I've never called my tail a concept before.

Roostro ~xzts

Poultry

13 years ago

Why a 'roo?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Because it's better than how, what, or when a roo. But not who. Never who.

Inktail ~inktail

Your Friendly Neighborhood Plush

13 years ago

do you wish you had a pouch? and if so what, or who would you put in there?

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Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

If I had a pouch I wouldn't be allowed to walk around in my underwear.

Inktail ~inktail

Your Friendly Neighborhood Plush

13 years ago

lol >w<

rogue ~rogue

Writer

13 years ago

Who are you going to vote for for President tomorrow?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

The winner. I always pick the winner.

Tassulisko ~tassulisko

Multitalent

13 years ago

bouncy bouncy,do you think you will win a greener than greenest contest against me? XD

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

No contest.

Really, there isn't one sanctioned, so I don't need to train.

Tassulisko ~tassulisko

Multitalent

13 years ago

awwww but what green thing attracts you the most? - or do you even get excited by your mirror pic? XD

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

My green isn't magnetic to other greens. I don't think that's how magnets work.

Tassulisko ~tassulisko

Multitalent

13 years ago

and electrostaticly?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Dryer sheets usually take care of that.

OmegaCoyote ~omegacoyote

Watcher

13 years ago

Are you gonna step on me?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Does Tuesday at 3:15pm work for you?

malcolmthebear ~malcolmthebear

Musician

13 years ago

Farglethwipple knorlylax?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Challenge. Not in the Scrabble dictionary. I win.

Jym ~jym

Premium Orange Fox

13 years ago

Foxes are very pretty.

Ty Vulpintaur ~tyvulpine

Macro Foxtaur

13 years ago

Will you answer this question?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Naturally.

Dragonien ~dragonien

Writer

13 years ago

if you IRL could be one of the two. would you rather be a normal sized Green kangaroo, anthro or otherwise. or be human you. but a giant

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Gimmie the first one any day of the week. I think anyone would want a green 'roo as a roommate. Except for maybe ottsel

ottsel.

Dragonien ~dragonien

Writer

13 years ago

If you had 3 wishes. but you knew that you were dealing with a Djinn instead of a genie, that would do his damndest to twist your wishes against you. but you HAVE To make the wishes or the djinn gets them instead. what would you wish for?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Nothing. If I knew up front I was gonna get screwed if I made any wish, I wouldn't play the game.

Babs Wolf ~lilifox

Hot Pink Beat of Toronto!

13 years ago

Man Duncan?

Wyy you gotta be so GREEN allatime, yo?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I wouldn't be if you just got into the broken teleporter with me.

The human that loves hugs ~kajaart

Watcher

13 years ago

How high can you jump? :o

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

7.5 on the Richter.

Kitefox2 ~kitefox2

Watcher

13 years ago

You ever take a building home as a souvenir?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I would if it wasn't for those pesky foundations.

Ty Vulpintaur ~tyvulpine

Macro Foxtaur

13 years ago

what FA artist would you want to meet the most?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

phraggle. Because I swear he's a real life muppet, and that's something I gotta see.

StarryAqua ~starryaqua

Watcher/Uploader

13 years ago

You seem like a nice roo, but you tend to hang out with Rogue, who takes pleasure in torturing littles. Should us littles consider you friend or foe?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

"Other."

Unless you really are my friend.

teaselbone ~teaselbone

Digital Artist

13 years ago

How many lumps?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

None. Shush.

dingoroo ~dingoroo

Digital Artist

13 years ago

BEST QUESTION xD

buckywhitetale13 ~buckywhitetale13

Deer of confusion

13 years ago

are you a "mean" macro?
From what I've seen you're not really mean, as in "I'm gonna stomp yah flat" or "make you my dinner"

It seems to mostly be property damage and being an causing disorder to those smaller then you

but then again what do I know

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Does "troublemaker" qualify as "mean"?

buckywhitetale13 ~buckywhitetale13

Deer of confusion

13 years ago

well, no not really

you don't seem rogue mean

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Rogue is playful.

buckywhitetale13 ~buckywhitetale13

Deer of confusion

13 years ago

yeah, if "I'll rip you to shreds" is playfull

buckywhitetale13 ~buckywhitetale13

Deer of confusion

13 years ago

how about this

Do you or would you consider tinies/micros/regular sized folks friends?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Some of my best buds aren't even bigger than my fingertip.

Tombfyre ~tombfyre

Writer

13 years ago

What's new? We don't seem to talk anymore.

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Not much. I'm a giant, I'm not very good at small talk.

Tombfyre ~tombfyre

Writer

13 years ago

Hooray for bigness. And yes, small talk isn't my forte either.

Tugs ~tugs

Watcher

13 years ago

How is stuff?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Mediocre.

mitch_wolf ~mitchwolf

Anime Artist

13 years ago

have you ever been inflated?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Every three or four seconds of my life. I do have lungs, and I gotta breathe!

mitch_wolf ~mitchwolf

Anime Artist

13 years ago

i mean inflated inflated not breathing XD

Kyash-tyur ~kyash-tyur

Fursuiter

13 years ago

What kind of music do you like the most?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Hip Hop.

This joke brought to you by a Bazooka Joe wrapper.

Rivkah ~rivkah

furry and fiber artist

13 years ago

What's your fave food? Color? Musical group/artist?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

What is this, FurryMate?

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Rivkah ~rivkah

furry and fiber artist

13 years ago

It wasn't supposed to be.. weird. >o<;;

MattMacroPika ~utopiarayzexal

Big Beefy Anthro Pikachu

13 years ago

Are you scared of me?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

My emotions toward you haven't even reached my brain yet. No offense, I'm just enormous and it takes a while.

MattMacroPika ~utopiarayzexal

Big Beefy Anthro Pikachu

13 years ago

(sizesshifts to a mile tall.) How about now?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Size isn't intimidating. It's what you do with size that's intimidating.

MattMacroPika ~utopiarayzexal

Big Beefy Anthro Pikachu

13 years ago

(dangles you by your tail.) Hee Hee!!

Atemal99 ~atemal99

Writer

13 years ago

will you be my friend? <:3

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I'm sure something can be arranged.

Atemal99 ~atemal99

Writer

13 years ago

YAY :3

Atemal99 ~atemal99

Writer

13 years ago

do you has a messenger? :3

MoonlitLycan ~moonlitlycan

Watcher

13 years ago

Why do you enjoy dangling people by their tails so much,and would you ever allow somone to dangle you by your tail?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Number one: it's like scratching an itch. It just needs to be done, and it feels good when it's being done.
Number two: you don't ask permission to taildangle. You just taildangle.

MoonlitLycan ~moonlitlycan

Watcher

13 years ago

Imma have to try that sometime,just seems like itd be fun to do :3 *grabs you by the tail and swings you to and fro*

wease ~wease

Watcher

13 years ago

*uses a crane to taildangle you*

Toggle ~toggle

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

Do you have landscaping do your hair? lawnmowers for a trim?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Rakes and anntenas. And the occasional riding

flinters

Toggle ~toggle

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

conditioner must be expensive

SkylerTheKangaroo ~skylerthekangaroo

Trash Ghost

13 years ago

how do i get on top of your head?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Parachute down probably.

Tyrnn Eaveranth ~tyrnn

2D Artist/Animator

13 years ago

>drops the Epcot Center at your feet< Play?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Eww, slobberball.

Tyrnn Eaveranth ~tyrnn

2D Artist/Animator

13 years ago

>rolls it at your feet with his nose, tailwagging a small cyclone< PLAY?

AnnArborPhotoFox ~annarborphotofox

Photographer

13 years ago

Which dead musician(s) do you miss the most?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Cavemen with sticks. It's all about the rhythm.

Nyte_Kingcheetah ~nytekingcheetah

Musician

13 years ago

If I wanted to find the meaning of life, would I find it in a dictionary?

Did a what's-it's-name roll by here?

Do you know where my yarnball is?

Do kangaroos jump because they have hop addictions?

If wishes were fish, would a genie be a fishmonger?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Sure.

Nyte_Kingcheetah ~nytekingcheetah

Musician

13 years ago

Is that your final answer?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Never.

Nyte_Kingcheetah ~nytekingcheetah

Musician

13 years ago

They say the green fairy represents absinthe....are you the Australian variant? :p

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I'd be a really big fairy.

Nyte_Kingcheetah ~nytekingcheetah

Musician

13 years ago

Well, it's a strong drink :p

austinwolfclaw ~austinwolfclaw

Grade-A Venison!

13 years ago

How long would it take for a green roo named duncan to digest a deer named Austin?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

How should I know, I don't check my movements.

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Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

The view is fantastic.

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

13 years ago

Why always with the stomping, but never the bellyflopping or using that fat butt? I think that'd do way more damage to a city.

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

You don't watch me 24/7...

vermyfox ~vermyfox

FOX!

13 years ago

True, as for your size we'd have to watch you 48/14.

Ransom ~ransom

Illustrator and Tabby Cat

13 years ago

How are you enjoying the inquiries thus far?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I like to think I'm frustrating more than helping.

Atimist ~atimist

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

Are the things that go bump in the night just you walking outside my home?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Yeah, "walking."

BlueEyedWolf ~blueeyedwolf

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

Are you going to MFF ?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Nope. Couldn't afford the trip this year.

BlueEyedWolf ~blueeyedwolf

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

AW !

Aussie_Luvtail ~aussieluvtail

Writer

13 years ago

Can I hug your tail? :)

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I doubt you'd get your arms fully around it...and probably not for a full three seconds.

Aussie_Luvtail ~aussieluvtail

Writer

13 years ago

That's part of the appeal ^^ *hugs away* |3

Cartoonist !cartoonist

Watcher

13 years ago

How have you been?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

EXCELLENT.

Cartoonist !cartoonist

Watcher

13 years ago

: )

Hubert-Hyena ~hubert-hyena

Photographer

13 years ago

How many donuts do you eat a day?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

That, sir, is a false stereotype...and I'd be offended if I wasn't in the middle of eating this handful of delicious round, holed pastries.

Hubert-Hyena ~hubert-hyena

Photographer

13 years ago

hehehehe, then you'll probably want some milk or coffee to go with em

maksio5 ~maksio5

The Lone Wanderer

13 years ago

What should I ask you? ;)

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

No one's asked me why I'm green yet.

maksio5 ~maksio5

The Lone Wanderer

13 years ago

Why are you green then?!

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Oh, it's kind of grown on me.

RidleyDupree ~ridleydupree

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Whats your favorite Godzilla movie?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

The one where he steps on and knocks over things.

RidleyDupree ~ridleydupree

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Oh wow really, thats my favorite one too. XD

dingoroo ~dingoroo

Digital Artist

13 years ago

How many banana peels would it take for you to slip?

If this hasent happened yet, how many would you think it would take. :3

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I swear, banana peel slippage is a toon myth!

itchigo-icetalons ~itchigo-icetalons

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

Why is there a big mac burger but not a big duncan burger?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Because it'd be a mouthful.

BigCee ~bigcee

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Can you PLEASE keep the noise down, I have work in the morning!

Fanimal ∞fanimal

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

Are you bothered by cartoons in which male kangaroos are depicted as having pouches?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Not as much as it bothers me that people assume that I do.

seanc ~seanc

Photographer

13 years ago

When am I going to get to tug your tail again? It's been two years and 6 cons since I last saw you.

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Further Confusion 2013.

seanc ~seanc

Photographer

13 years ago

But I'm not going to that one! WAAAAAHHHH....

Metamorpher ~metamorpher

Digital Artist

13 years ago

Let's see. How many Medals have you won at the Olympic Long Jumps

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Won? None. Stolen? I plead the fifth.

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Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Don't ever expect anything of me to be short.

FreyFox ~keenyfox

13 years ago

How does a gigantic kangaroo change a lightbulb?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

A very light touch.

bentproplrprod ∞bentproplrprod

Traditional Artist

13 years ago

Is green REALLY a easy color to be?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

It comes naturally.

RaiderSonic ~raidersonic

Fursuiter & SO IL Athlete

13 years ago

Do you use any other sites than on here to chat with your friends?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

Of course! The world wide web is a vast world of wide web.

RaiderSonic ~raidersonic

Fursuiter & SO IL Athlete

13 years ago

Okay. Cool. Are there any social sites other than here on FA that you would chat with your friends?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I...just answered that question. The answer was "yes there are."

RaiderSonic ~raidersonic

Fursuiter & SO IL Athlete

13 years ago

Oh. Okay. Wasn't sure if you would use Facebook, Twitter, Skype, and/or Tumblr or not. Sites like that.

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Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

It is if you spell instrument C-O-N-D-I-M-E-N-T.

YinFang ~ta-kun666

Enjoyer of all things BIG

13 years ago

Have you ever found Waldo?
If Waldo and Carmine San Diego ever got married would anyone be able to find their wedding?
What do you do in your free time to relax?
Do you live in a macro sized house? If yes, does it suck for

? If no, HOW DO YOU EVEN?!
Are you green because you are lime flavored, watermelon flavored, or some other variant of flavor?
Is there a limit on how many questions we can ask you?
Whats your favorite snack?

JC-the-Hyena ~jc-the-hyena

13 years ago

Do you own a donut factory or do you want to own a donut factory?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

No and no.

JC-the-Hyena ~jc-the-hyena

13 years ago

Awwww, well dat's a shame, cuz I thought you liked donuts, bro! XDDDD

Aldi ~aldi

Anthro Artist

13 years ago

Are you planning on going on a diet?

Duncan ~duncan

Watcher

13 years ago

I never plan anything.

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