Almost got "shanked a bitch"
17 years ago
Anyway, first successful night at Bistro 404 had my first table had a wonderful experience and a 35 dollar tip on a 160 dollar order cuz, I'm just that awesome :D. Wiggling my ass for gay men isn't as hard as I thought it would be. well I knew it wasn't hard, but going back to it, I thought would be.
Reguardless AC is coming! like 20 days from now.
Oh but more to the point of the story, at 10:30 when we were all closed and done, and I was walking back to my car about half a mile away. now on my way back I see this person of Latin American decent clutching a knife (looked like a steak knife XD) coming right at me. I swear to god he looked like something out of west side story. anyway me being who I am, I don't back down, so instinctively I grabbed my keys and grabbed the the sharp one and placed it between my fingers. he passed me in sort of a rush, and we locked eyes as we passed. it was by far one of the most frightening moments of my life, I was convinced I was gonna get shanked, but it passed and I felt a rush of peace come over me, scary shit! anyway got in my car and drove home, wonderful fucking day ^_^
Reguardless AC is coming! like 20 days from now.
Oh but more to the point of the story, at 10:30 when we were all closed and done, and I was walking back to my car about half a mile away. now on my way back I see this person of Latin American decent clutching a knife (looked like a steak knife XD) coming right at me. I swear to god he looked like something out of west side story. anyway me being who I am, I don't back down, so instinctively I grabbed my keys and grabbed the the sharp one and placed it between my fingers. he passed me in sort of a rush, and we locked eyes as we passed. it was by far one of the most frightening moments of my life, I was convinced I was gonna get shanked, but it passed and I felt a rush of peace come over me, scary shit! anyway got in my car and drove home, wonderful fucking day ^_^
also good pun XD
Car Key... Steak Knife... Car Key... Steak Knife...
LMAO!!!!
Shankage indeed!