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Nice way to fuck it up Bioware
13 years ago
General
Why does the Turian lady have boobs. Why. Just… why.
I was getting really excited for this DLC… but now I probably won’t even waste money on it.
Are people seriously not going to be able to tell that she’s female if she doesn’t have boobs? Everything female HAS to have ta-tas for guys to gawk at and drool over otherwise it won’t be a success?
Can someone from Bioware please explain to me why a Turian needs boobs when they have a metallic carapace all over their bodies? This doesn’t make sense biologically. Especially with the naked sketches shown in the Mass Effect art books, there wouldn’t even be room for squishy mammalian protuberances.
If you’re going to argue with me that “oh, she needs boobs to feed her babies!” then cut that out.
I understand this is an alien species, but it still needs to make sense.
Not every female needs boobs. Even the fans who draw art of female turians seem to understand this. Go look at some of the female turian artwork on art sites and you will find that probably 85% of the female Turians do not have boobs.
This is just about as bad as putting boobs on an Elite from Halo or a Berserker from Gears of War.
And why yes, I am going to be really anal about this. Because it just does. not. work.
I was getting really excited for this DLC… but now I probably won’t even waste money on it.
Are people seriously not going to be able to tell that she’s female if she doesn’t have boobs? Everything female HAS to have ta-tas for guys to gawk at and drool over otherwise it won’t be a success?
Can someone from Bioware please explain to me why a Turian needs boobs when they have a metallic carapace all over their bodies? This doesn’t make sense biologically. Especially with the naked sketches shown in the Mass Effect art books, there wouldn’t even be room for squishy mammalian protuberances.
If you’re going to argue with me that “oh, she needs boobs to feed her babies!” then cut that out.
I understand this is an alien species, but it still needs to make sense.
Not every female needs boobs. Even the fans who draw art of female turians seem to understand this. Go look at some of the female turian artwork on art sites and you will find that probably 85% of the female Turians do not have boobs.
This is just about as bad as putting boobs on an Elite from Halo or a Berserker from Gears of War.
And why yes, I am going to be really anal about this. Because it just does. not. work.
EVERYWHERE.
ITS THE LAW OF FEMALES.
The fact that all alien races seem to be male and female oriented weird me out as is, actually.
Apparently everything must be humanoid in form and reproduction.
I also think its silly to add breasts, even if its just the carapace that's different and no actual breast. Especially since only their head is supposed to be different. Here's hoping its just a slightly different exoskeleton. Or it was an accident or something.
If all else fails I will brave the Bioware cesspool and ask there :|
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Ma.....ect:_Evolution
Direct article link to her.
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Abrudas
Just throwing this out. For the sake of discussion and all that.