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13 years ago
So, I'm definitely having a boring night as I couldn't make it out to Cruger's thanks to the Canadian phenomenon called snow. Ok, not just the snow but the idiocy of drivers in this city over a snowflake, let alone a mini pygmy blizzard. In my quest to get lunch and bleach I found out my city hasn't really done much to get the snow off the road. Needless to say, it was a bit unsightly on the roads (not ugly seeing how it was 2pm). I think it's safe to come to the conclusion that high schoolers seem to be getting dumber nowadays. I mean, come on, crossing the street without even so much a glance in both directions against a red. What's the matter? Do traffic lights have to be in 1337 speak for you? Well, I guess this is how the city turns.
Answer this quiz with ONE word only.
What do you like the most about earth? Meat
Name one friend you would eat for 1,000,000$? None, (I really can't think of anyone who would taste good)
Would you kill a dog for 1 million dollars? No (Depends on the dog, method, reason. In general no, since I assume with question is brutally beating a healthy dog)
What should you be doing right now? Nothing
Where do you want to be right now? Bed
What’s your goal in life? Eat
Would you like to be a taxi driver? (hells) No
Worst memory of school? Primavera (Worst teacher ever. Why is she on my Facebook? So that she can see just how wrong she was about me)
Who’s your worst enemy? Myself
Whats your worst fear? Failure
Ever laughed so hard that you wet yourself? No (but close)
Have you ever ate and then puked it out on purpose? Yes (4 year expired OJ)
Had gossip written about you on the bathroom wall? No
Do you like yourself? Kinda
Do you like men, or women? Men
Are you single? No
If not, Are you married? No
Are you secretly in love? No
Do you have a diary? No
Have you ever stayed in the shower for more than 1 hour? Yes
Do you sing in the shower? No
Do you own a laptop? Yes
Do you own a camera? Yes
What would you like to be later on in life? Happy
Do you wear glasses? Yes
Favourite song? Invincible
Last book you read? Mockingjay
Favourite TV show? House
Are you religious? No (bloody way)
How old are you? 22
Are you a man? No
If so, have you hit puberty yet? WTF
Ever fallen asleep in the shower? No
Live with your parents? Yes
Have a car? Yes
Have more than 100$ in your wallet? No
Seen someone get killed\or die infront of you? No
Have siblings? Yes
HAVE YOU EVER
Fantasised about your teacher? No (eww)
Wanted to kill someone? Yes
Stuck your gum under a table? Yes
Said I love you, and actually meant it? Yes
Called someone a slut? Yes
Been called a slut? Yes
Answer this quiz with ONE word only.
What do you like the most about earth? Meat
Name one friend you would eat for 1,000,000$? None, (I really can't think of anyone who would taste good)
Would you kill a dog for 1 million dollars? No (Depends on the dog, method, reason. In general no, since I assume with question is brutally beating a healthy dog)
What should you be doing right now? Nothing
Where do you want to be right now? Bed
What’s your goal in life? Eat
Would you like to be a taxi driver? (hells) No
Worst memory of school? Primavera (Worst teacher ever. Why is she on my Facebook? So that she can see just how wrong she was about me)
Who’s your worst enemy? Myself
Whats your worst fear? Failure
Ever laughed so hard that you wet yourself? No (but close)
Have you ever ate and then puked it out on purpose? Yes (4 year expired OJ)
Had gossip written about you on the bathroom wall? No
Do you like yourself? Kinda
Do you like men, or women? Men
Are you single? No
If not, Are you married? No
Are you secretly in love? No
Do you have a diary? No
Have you ever stayed in the shower for more than 1 hour? Yes
Do you sing in the shower? No
Do you own a laptop? Yes
Do you own a camera? Yes
What would you like to be later on in life? Happy
Do you wear glasses? Yes
Favourite song? Invincible
Last book you read? Mockingjay
Favourite TV show? House
Are you religious? No (bloody way)
How old are you? 22
Are you a man? No
If so, have you hit puberty yet? WTF
Ever fallen asleep in the shower? No
Live with your parents? Yes
Have a car? Yes
Have more than 100$ in your wallet? No
Seen someone get killed\or die infront of you? No
Have siblings? Yes
HAVE YOU EVER
Fantasised about your teacher? No (eww)
Wanted to kill someone? Yes
Stuck your gum under a table? Yes
Said I love you, and actually meant it? Yes
Called someone a slut? Yes
Been called a slut? Yes
