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Confessions of a Male (read: Idiotic) Mind
13 years ago
Feeling a little better today. Found some memes my friends and associates have done in their journals while clearing out my inbox and decided to do a few myself. Here's A Guy's Confession, stolen from 
http//www.furaffinity.net/user/mandoron23/:
and http//www.furaffinity.net/user/kaijumorpherv2/: . Even though they did theirs over a year ago.
1.Do you sleep naked?
Nope.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Sometimes. Especially in the winter.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
At this point, alone. Maybe with someone when I get my life together.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No.
5. Are you a manly man?
I wouldn't say so. Despite the beard and the blackjack.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Jeeze...uh, I guess that'd be my Dad when he came to visit on my birthday.
7. Small or large package?
Average, I guess. Six inches is average, right?
8. Are you short?
Nah, 6 feet 2 inches. I was taller than my first grade teacher.
9. Do you like somebody?
Kinda. But I assume she's either a lesbian or has a boyfriend. Or husband. Because that's how it works.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
...I don't think so. I can't remember. Facebook is more or less useless to me.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Only if we're talking "dirty to the point of being crusty." Then, yeah, it's time to change my outfoot (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Conceit is a high opinion of oneself, right? If that's the case, no, very much the opposite.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
When I do, I just throw on a priest costume and wander aimlessly around Portland, ogling women.
14. Are you double jointed?
Only in my right thumb.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the bathroom floor of my friend's apartment. After multiple Mad Jacks (a mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels, Old Grandad and Wild Turkey). Don't drink more than one Mad Jack in a night.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
If there are, I haven't heard 'em.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Just famous folks.
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Seeing as only two people might read this at all, and they're both dudes, none.
[ ] I wear make up.
[X] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[X] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[X] I like rap. (SOME rap. Not most)
[X] I like techno. (Again, some)
[X] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat. (When I was a child)
[X] Girls are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Light blue.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark. Unless she has a tomboyishly short haircut. Then it don't matter.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Not at the moment.
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be weird. Or at least find my own weirdness somewhat charming, as opposed to just plain creepy.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
For six years straight.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No.
8. Do you like your life?
Hate it. Hate almost everything about it.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
Never had a girlfriend, so that's a complete non-issue.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Pool, no. Lake, yes.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Males.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Only myself.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Remaining what I've turned into.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Plenty.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Big time.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No. People CAN change, hard as it is to believe. I think the people who say "Once a cheater, always a cheater" are always the ones who've been cheated on and are too jaded to think otherwise.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Lots of times. But it's fleeting.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Nah.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Kinda.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk. Hate the music, love the style. Mmm...mohawk girls...
Face or Body?
Face.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Let's see...I'll have to go with takes me out on this one. I love dining out, and hell, if she can afford it...
Sweet or sexy?
Both.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Goodwill.
Contacts or glasses?
Either.
http//www.furaffinity.net/user/mandoron23/:and
http//www.furaffinity.net/user/kaijumorpherv2/: . Even though they did theirs over a year ago.1.Do you sleep naked?
Nope.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Sometimes. Especially in the winter.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
At this point, alone. Maybe with someone when I get my life together.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No.
5. Are you a manly man?
I wouldn't say so. Despite the beard and the blackjack.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Jeeze...uh, I guess that'd be my Dad when he came to visit on my birthday.
7. Small or large package?
Average, I guess. Six inches is average, right?
8. Are you short?
Nah, 6 feet 2 inches. I was taller than my first grade teacher.
9. Do you like somebody?
Kinda. But I assume she's either a lesbian or has a boyfriend. Or husband. Because that's how it works.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
...I don't think so. I can't remember. Facebook is more or less useless to me.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Only if we're talking "dirty to the point of being crusty." Then, yeah, it's time to change my outfoot (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Conceit is a high opinion of oneself, right? If that's the case, no, very much the opposite.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
When I do, I just throw on a priest costume and wander aimlessly around Portland, ogling women.
14. Are you double jointed?
Only in my right thumb.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the bathroom floor of my friend's apartment. After multiple Mad Jacks (a mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels, Old Grandad and Wild Turkey). Don't drink more than one Mad Jack in a night.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
If there are, I haven't heard 'em.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Just famous folks.
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Seeing as only two people might read this at all, and they're both dudes, none.
[ ] I wear make up.
[X] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[X] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[X] I like rap. (SOME rap. Not most)
[X] I like techno. (Again, some)
[X] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat. (When I was a child)
[X] Girls are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Light blue.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark. Unless she has a tomboyishly short haircut. Then it don't matter.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Not at the moment.
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be weird. Or at least find my own weirdness somewhat charming, as opposed to just plain creepy.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
For six years straight.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No.
8. Do you like your life?
Hate it. Hate almost everything about it.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
Never had a girlfriend, so that's a complete non-issue.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Pool, no. Lake, yes.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Males.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Only myself.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Remaining what I've turned into.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Plenty.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Big time.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No. People CAN change, hard as it is to believe. I think the people who say "Once a cheater, always a cheater" are always the ones who've been cheated on and are too jaded to think otherwise.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Lots of times. But it's fleeting.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Nah.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Kinda.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk. Hate the music, love the style. Mmm...mohawk girls...
Face or Body?
Face.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Let's see...I'll have to go with takes me out on this one. I love dining out, and hell, if she can afford it...
Sweet or sexy?
Both.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Goodwill.
Contacts or glasses?
Either.
