If vegans eat stuff that's good for their bodies, and they're filling their bodies with good proteins and vitamins and plants and stuff, they're the best target for cannibalism right?

I mean, trapped in the Andes, that blubber neckbeard might look yummy, but he's nothing but fat, grissle if cooked, and cholestorol either way. Hell, you don't even know if he died from the crash or a heart attack before you even took off.

Don't do it, eat smart.

Keep your friends close, but keep your vegan ones close and with garnishes.