Everyone should hug you because you are the cutest widdle fwuffy wuffy kitty cat :3 :3 :3 :3

oh goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh, i just got fwuffier :'3

*sneezes* :|

Okay, cat.
Friends shouldn't think about hurting each because it is not healthy, it sets nothing but bad examples for everyone involved, and it could always come back to haunt someone with this obsession.

What do you think, cat???

Plus, duino should REALLY deserve a hug from you, because you're friends! And friends depend on each other!

Because you're a cat :3

Pain is not proper cartoon cat care! It's often funny but it's not good for the cat! ...Regardless of how funny it is! ...Okay, sometimes it's pretty darn hilarious, especially when it's something really toony like an anvil or a mallet or a comically oversized mousetrap that's painful as heck but then everything's back to normal in the next scene and we're all laughing while we wonder how it happened and... umm... I forgot where I was going with this.

Oh yeah. Don't kill the kitty too much.

Hey whatta ya know. Me'n'Duino have something in-common. :D

It's not okay because it'll force me to have the same unhealthy obsession towards him :D

Also, you smell nice. Who doesn't like hugging pleasant smelling peeps?

I think an absolute beating is coming!, all narrated by Jim Dale of course.