I went to see the cloud atlas a few days ago. As you may know it's almost 3 hours, a long ass movie, but well worth it. Now I'm not one for movie theater 'food', both for it's lack of nutrition and it's highway robbery prices. So I decided to smuggle in my own(as many of us do I'm sure). Hvaing eatten a light lunch, I figured bananas and water would be fine. So 2 waterbottles went in my pockets and 4 bananas into my jacket sleeves. Once settled in the theater I began to extract my loot, the cuffs were small, so it was a bit of a struggle. A man a row above turned out to be watching me, he tapped me on the sholder and asked, "Boy..... where you gettin' all dem' bananas from?" I turned to him and with a completely honest expression replied, "I smuggled them in my banana hammock, where else would I hide them?"

The look on his face........ PRICELESS.