I feel like a lot of people don't seem to understand how to go about talking to me, and seem to miss a few points about me that are kind important for me to even begin to socialize. So I'm going to write this up so skype peeps and whatnot can go about actually picking up conversations with me and to get a little closer.

This is a bit of a guide to actually getting to know me a bit better and getting me to talk a little more. If it seems like I'm ranting, it's because this happens ALL the time and I'm trying to make things clear.
If you don't care, you don't need to read it. I will not hold it against you.

So first off,
What not to do....

-I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, LETS TALK:
This is just plain rude. Friends are not made by asking (at least, not REAL ones), you have to work your way up there. Please do not ever ask to be my friend. It will happen or it won't happen, only fate can tell.

- Sup. Not much, you? Not much either. Ah.: Everyone does this. It does not accomplish anything besides telling me you're bored and just want to see if I'll start a conversation up.

- <STATUS UPDATE> #Twitterfeed :
I'm not your twitter account. I'm not your status page. I do not need an update on every single thing you eat, do, watch, play, or whatnot. THAT'S WHAT SOCIAL NETWORKS ARE FOR. It doesn't make a difference to me whether or not you're suddenly eating cereal, if you want to start a conversation up, telling me something you just did that's not really noteworthy or unusual is not the way to go,

- *Random action* :
Randomly nuzzling, cuddling my tail, licking me, or whatever is not going to start a conversation. Doesn't mean I won't like it and won't respond, but its not a conversation starter.

- SUDDENLY, RP :
Bad idea. I might be busy or I don't even fucking know what's going on. I don't RP with everyone on short notice. And I am accustomed to RPing certain things. Always ask or signal before opening up one or you might be disappointed.

- *link* :
Really. This is not cool. I don't like being spammed with links. And by spam, I don't mean by putting a million links. Just linking me to shit without even talking to me is spam enough, especially when it's a video of the fucking masturbation song :I

It is IMPORTANT to know these things about me:
- I am nice until you drive my patience.
- I AM AN INTROVERT. I'm not antisocial, but people talking to me left and right drains me out.
- I usually don't to talk unless talked to.
- I make friends off of common, strong interests. Keep that in mind. Games usually aren't enough.
- I hate feeling useless. Telling me things about you that I have no ability to do anything about will usually put me in a bad mood too.
- I'm not twitter.
- I AM TAKEN. If you put your dirty paws somewhere it shouldn't be, I will take my rusty blade out and--
- Most of my open RP Oc's are open for whatever though... yes, you are allowed to molest Drina. e we
Doesn't guarentee I'll RP though~
- I don't RP paragraphs. I don't have time to describe what my oc's fridge looks like or how many spots are on their crotches :/ assuming there are any.
- I am not twitter.
- I am ALWAYS doing something. ALWAYS. Consider that before talking to me. I might be in the middle of a DotA 2 or LoL match, or playing something. If I don't respond or take a while, its safe to assume I'm doing something. If I appear dodgy or short-worded, that's another sign.
- I PLAY ALONE. I usually do not play games with others unless I'm feeling super social . Especially considering I'm busy all the time.
-I am not twitter.

More about me as a gamer:
- Again, I play solo a lot. Unless some peeps want to join my almost nonexistant clan, [NCQR] :'3
- I suck, but I try not to: I play A LOT of different games, so I am not the best at everything. If I feed like a noob in DotA 2, remember that I also play borderlands, torchlight, CoD, WarZ, DayZ, GW2 .... (long list of games) at the same time :\
- Did I mention I hop from game to game a lot?
- Don't tell me to play X or Y if I don't have it, unless you plan on generously donating the game to me :3 I don't have enough money to play everything I want :<
- I don't give a shit on how much you think CoD or any other game I play sucks. I just play for fun, and if that's what the game is, then so be it. I couldn't care less about how much you hate it, just keep the rage and hate to yourself. No one gives a shit. I don't give a shit. Who the hell gives a shit?

Me as an RPer:
- I don't paragraph RP.
- I usually RP life and character interaction, I'm not much of an action guy.
- I don't paragraph RP.
- Oh hi
- I don't paragraph RP. Nor do I have the patience for it.
- I am uncomfortable RPing smutty stuff with my OCs, but doesn't mean I won't do it. Just keep that in mind if my characters do something awkward.
- I have a Furry-Yuri RP circle going on right now. Private stoofs.
- No. You cannot kill my characters (because you want to). Your murder is non-canon, and makes no sense canonically to my characters.
- I have my own, wide and open canon that revolves around a modern, Earth-like setting with magic in the mix. It's not too complicated, just ask for the details. I love to RP in my own canon or hybrid/merged canons.
- I don't fanbase RP. (i.e. using commercial franchise characters)
- It's better to RP with me using a separate character than your own fursona. Its a little less awkward to me. Not a necessity, but good to know.
- Stop. Countering. My damn. Magic. I do it for shared fun
- I do best with random settings and a proposed situation, rather than a whole storyline. My RPs work more like a slice of life anime than anything else.
- I use emotes in my RP posts. It adds character to my characters.
- I don't paragraph RP.


Well, that's all for now xD I hope some of you find this a bit more insightful about me and put it to mind.