this is how i know im tired...
13 years ago
When i am trying to stay awake in bed with my wife and i have this conversation with her.
me: "no honey. the dog is allowed to get on the rollercoaster. see look they have special belts just for dogs. she is just afraid she is going to get sick and people would make fun of her."
my wife: "what?!"
me: " yeah. cause then everyone will be all like, sick as you! haha"
my wife: hun your asleep
me: then how come im in line at hersheypark? and why do have my pillow and blanket?
me: "no honey. the dog is allowed to get on the rollercoaster. see look they have special belts just for dogs. she is just afraid she is going to get sick and people would make fun of her."
my wife: "what?!"
me: " yeah. cause then everyone will be all like, sick as you! haha"
my wife: hun your asleep
me: then how come im in line at hersheypark? and why do have my pillow and blanket?
FA+

xDD
-dies-