on monday my life expectancy drops a year or so by me turning 23. go ahead and cut me open and count mah rings.and sticking with the theme, on the 23rd my son spends his first year on the Earth. i don't know whats funnier, hearing my mom bitch about how old SHE is cause i'm 23 or looking in the mirror AT 23 and checkin out the white hairs-a-growin (thanks Erik). its kinda weird 'cause i still do alot of shit i did when i was a kid only i do that and grown up things. instead of being a kid i have one. instead of playing Earthworm Jim and Mario Paint i'm playing Dead Rising and GTA. i've upgraded from plastic swords and fake guns to sex toys and bongs. ah sweet adulthood. i have a future human growing in my home, so my past is now my future. the cycle! i'm livin it and lovin it. yay happy birthday to my penis...... its 23.