Its a time for family, its a time for charlie brown thanksgiving on the boob tube,

its a time to wake up earily to watch the Macy parade, the smell of turkey, stuffing, pies and all sorts of goodies to make you NICE & FAT for the winter.
a time when you can say, FUCK YOU health nuts and your obsessive desire to diet America. a time of a year when you can let lose and eat as much as you want, fall asleep, and watch STAR WARS on SPIKE TV. also dan vs. family thanksgiving. they needs to make more thanksgiving cartoons.. for some people, king kong & mighty Joe young

its a time where some states celebrate by going back in time, dressing up like pilgrims and have a festival of thankgiving and parades,
while the injuns bitch, complain and cry in their drunken state how the white man rape thie land and their women and protest every year to ruin the holiday.

ah yes, and every black Friday, you hear the news of people getting trampled, killed or injured. as christmas sets in around the corner.

HAPPPY THANKSGIVING everyone. ya'll have a good one. ya hear?