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17 years ago
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coraldragon whole stole it from another who stole it from who the hell cares anymore.
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
100% VIRGIN
1. Smoked -- I don't react well to cigs
2. Drank alcohol -- Eh, once or twice, I start sounding stupid, worse yet I know I sound stupid, yet can't stop D:
3. Cried when someone died -- I don't cry much at all...
4. Been drunk -- Not enough that I can't remember anyways.
5. Had sex -- Yes... I'm actually a real virgin, go fig. My standards with women are just too high I think. Either that or local girls make me sick to my stomach.
6. Been to a concert -- A couple, nothing great.
7. Gotten/given a hand job -- Nope
8. Gotten/given a blow job -- Offered, but I was afraid she'd bit it off, or would give me a disease with out dirty her mouth was. >_<
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed -- Guys don't generally get this it seems.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody -- Too nice it seems, or rather I perform psychological warfare rather then resort to silly little insults.
98% VIRGIN
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up -- Once or twice at dances.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose -- Amazingly I'm smart enough to open my mouth and spew first XD
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. -- Nope
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend -- Not unless you count Jesus Christ.
15. Been to prom. -- Was too stupid at the time to carry through, I'm such an un-closer.
16. Cried at school -- Nope
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store -- .... how does someone do that? I don't even get lost traveling cross-country.
18. Went streaking -- Nope.
19. Given or received a lap dance -- Girls don't like me enough it seems.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room -- Well... yeah... how's that count?
95% VIRGIN
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over -- No one I've invited over anyways.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house -- Yes, but not with, obviously.
23. Kissed a stranger -- Er... no
24. Hugged a stranger -- Keep yer cooties away from mah D:
25. Went scuba diving -- I can't go very deep, my ear canals are fucked on one side of my head, can't equalize easily.
26. Driven a car -- Fuck, I've driven buses.
27. Gotten an x-ray -- I remember having x-rays of my chest even when I had pneumonia, fun times...
28. Hit by a car -- I'm better then that.
29. Had a party -- I r horrible host
30. Done serious drugs -- Fuck no
91% VIRGIN
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball -- Was tempted, but we didn't want to get in trouble that much yet.
32. Got paid to strip for someone -- Yeah... everyone wants to see my hairy chest, I'm sure.
33. Run away from home -- Once when my father destroyed my computer. Drove to California. Found out I wasn't quite rich enough.
34. Broken a bone -- Again, I'm better then that.
35. Eaten sushi -- *shrug* So?
36. Bought porn -- Why buy? The internet is for porn!
37. Watched porn -- Who hasn't?
38. Made porn -- Well... furry/scalie nude drawings, maybe that counts?
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex -- Nope, I'm quite comfortable with my sexuality. I might think a guy is good looking, but I'm not attracted sexually.
40. Been in love -- A couple times, never works out for me. Must be from being evil or something.
86% VIRGIN
41. French kissed -- Once
42. Laughed so hard you cried -- Again I don't cry really.
43. Cried yourself to sleep -- Depressed myself to sleep maybe.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep -- What? How? Huh?
45. Stabbed yourself -- I've had a few people try to stab me, but not myself. Even those other people couldn't do it, I'm just that good... or something.
46. Shot a gun -- dakka dakka dakka
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day -- Fucking hate some people at work...
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours -- Yeah.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours -- Yup.
50. Watched an animal die -- Kinda depressing, but I get over it quick.
80% VIRGIN
51. Watched a person die -- Yes, watched my grandfather pass away.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present -- Nope
53. Pranked somebody -- They were too stupid to figure it out though x_x
54. Put somebody in the hospital -- Actually... in like, 3rd grade. The school bully tried to... well... bully me. I slammed his head into a brick wall and gave him a concussion as well as several stitches. Got left alone for the rest of the time at that school.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out -- Never had to sneak, my parents don't give a crap. Hell I think my father was cheering silently when I get back late from an event.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex -- Nope.
57. Dressed punk -- Nope.
58. Dressed goth -- Nope.
59. Dressed preppy -- Probably how I dress now, just for work.
60. Been to a motocross race -- Nope.
76% VIRGIN
61. Avoided somebody -- Yep.
62. Been stalked -- Nobody ever loves me! :D
63. Stalked someone -- Nope, creepy.
64. Met a celebrity -- Not personally, no.
65. Played an instrument -- Tuba. Yeah, really. And fuck that stereotype of fat tuba players. My sosaphone fucking weighed 80 lbs. How the fuck do you get fat while running that thing around a football field?
66. Ridden a horse -- Several times, I'm good with horses.
67. Cut yourself -- Not on purpose, but I have scars.
68. Bungee jumped -- I want to, but not off the stupid crane things. We've got some real fucking bridges here in Oregon to do that off of, I'm just too lazy to buy the stuff.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody -- Not yet.
70. Been to a wild party -- Was always too busy studying...
72% VIRGIN
71. Got caught stealing something -- Too good to be caught.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls -- Steven Segal is... COCK PUNCHER!
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend -- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go eat some worms.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush -- I've gone out with someone's crush, but not a friend's.
75. Got arrested -- Too good for that, yet again.
76. Been pregnant. -- Um... I'm a guy.
77. Babysat -- Yep.
78. Been to another country -- Canadia a few times.
79. Started your house on fire -- Thank goodness no.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost -- And if I did, I'd rather believe it was something leaking through from another reality through trans dimensional 11th-dimensional string reality.
69% VIRGIN Bow chicka bow wow
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients -- You can do that?
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by -- Prom, yeah. Again too stupid to carry through. She was a hot blond and valedictorian. God I was stupid.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex -- Nope
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more -- Think I went 16 months and never got laid cause she wanted to wait till marriage, and then dumped me. I hate my life sometimes.
85. Sat on your butt all day -- Like... everyday almost. XD
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. -- I leave that my sisters.
87. Had a job -- Have
88. Gotten cut from a sports team -- I tend to quit before that point XD
89. Been called a whore -- I've been called an SL gigolo though, lol
90. Danced like a whore -- Uh, nope.
65% VIRGIN
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity -- How?
92. Been in a car accident -- Avoided those like a pro.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes -- I has sexy nothin'
94. Been told you have beautiful hair -- Like I care about hair styles XD
95. Raped somebody -- Even if I did, I think answering this would land you in jail, lol
96. Danced in the rain -- I'll admit this, yes >_>
97. Been rejected -- Fuck, tons of times, if you haven't figured THAT out by now.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying -- I've had good luck, or a good sense to find good places myself.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face -- Like, tons of times in school. You won't like me when I'm angry...
100. Been raped -- Nooo... girls tend to not want to rape me. Besides I wouldn't be a virgin then I would think.
FINAL VIRGINITY: 63%
Mediocre? Haha.
coraldragon whole stole it from another who stole it from who the hell cares anymore.Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
100% VIRGIN
1. Smoked -- I don't react well to cigs
2. Drank alcohol -- Eh, once or twice, I start sounding stupid, worse yet I know I sound stupid, yet can't stop D:
3. Cried when someone died -- I don't cry much at all...
4. Been drunk -- Not enough that I can't remember anyways.
5. Had sex -- Yes... I'm actually a real virgin, go fig. My standards with women are just too high I think. Either that or local girls make me sick to my stomach.
6. Been to a concert -- A couple, nothing great.
7. Gotten/given a hand job -- Nope
8. Gotten/given a blow job -- Offered, but I was afraid she'd bit it off, or would give me a disease with out dirty her mouth was. >_<
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed -- Guys don't generally get this it seems.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody -- Too nice it seems, or rather I perform psychological warfare rather then resort to silly little insults.
98% VIRGIN
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up -- Once or twice at dances.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose -- Amazingly I'm smart enough to open my mouth and spew first XD
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. -- Nope
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend -- Not unless you count Jesus Christ.
15. Been to prom. -- Was too stupid at the time to carry through, I'm such an un-closer.
16. Cried at school -- Nope
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store -- .... how does someone do that? I don't even get lost traveling cross-country.
18. Went streaking -- Nope.
19. Given or received a lap dance -- Girls don't like me enough it seems.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room -- Well... yeah... how's that count?
95% VIRGIN
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over -- No one I've invited over anyways.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house -- Yes, but not with, obviously.
23. Kissed a stranger -- Er... no
24. Hugged a stranger -- Keep yer cooties away from mah D:
25. Went scuba diving -- I can't go very deep, my ear canals are fucked on one side of my head, can't equalize easily.
26. Driven a car -- Fuck, I've driven buses.
27. Gotten an x-ray -- I remember having x-rays of my chest even when I had pneumonia, fun times...
28. Hit by a car -- I'm better then that.
29. Had a party -- I r horrible host
30. Done serious drugs -- Fuck no
91% VIRGIN
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball -- Was tempted, but we didn't want to get in trouble that much yet.
32. Got paid to strip for someone -- Yeah... everyone wants to see my hairy chest, I'm sure.
33. Run away from home -- Once when my father destroyed my computer. Drove to California. Found out I wasn't quite rich enough.
34. Broken a bone -- Again, I'm better then that.
35. Eaten sushi -- *shrug* So?
36. Bought porn -- Why buy? The internet is for porn!
37. Watched porn -- Who hasn't?
38. Made porn -- Well... furry/scalie nude drawings, maybe that counts?
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex -- Nope, I'm quite comfortable with my sexuality. I might think a guy is good looking, but I'm not attracted sexually.
40. Been in love -- A couple times, never works out for me. Must be from being evil or something.
86% VIRGIN
41. French kissed -- Once
42. Laughed so hard you cried -- Again I don't cry really.
43. Cried yourself to sleep -- Depressed myself to sleep maybe.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep -- What? How? Huh?
45. Stabbed yourself -- I've had a few people try to stab me, but not myself. Even those other people couldn't do it, I'm just that good... or something.
46. Shot a gun -- dakka dakka dakka
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day -- Fucking hate some people at work...
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours -- Yeah.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours -- Yup.
50. Watched an animal die -- Kinda depressing, but I get over it quick.
80% VIRGIN
51. Watched a person die -- Yes, watched my grandfather pass away.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present -- Nope
53. Pranked somebody -- They were too stupid to figure it out though x_x
54. Put somebody in the hospital -- Actually... in like, 3rd grade. The school bully tried to... well... bully me. I slammed his head into a brick wall and gave him a concussion as well as several stitches. Got left alone for the rest of the time at that school.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out -- Never had to sneak, my parents don't give a crap. Hell I think my father was cheering silently when I get back late from an event.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex -- Nope.
57. Dressed punk -- Nope.
58. Dressed goth -- Nope.
59. Dressed preppy -- Probably how I dress now, just for work.
60. Been to a motocross race -- Nope.
76% VIRGIN
61. Avoided somebody -- Yep.
62. Been stalked -- Nobody ever loves me! :D
63. Stalked someone -- Nope, creepy.
64. Met a celebrity -- Not personally, no.
65. Played an instrument -- Tuba. Yeah, really. And fuck that stereotype of fat tuba players. My sosaphone fucking weighed 80 lbs. How the fuck do you get fat while running that thing around a football field?
66. Ridden a horse -- Several times, I'm good with horses.
67. Cut yourself -- Not on purpose, but I have scars.
68. Bungee jumped -- I want to, but not off the stupid crane things. We've got some real fucking bridges here in Oregon to do that off of, I'm just too lazy to buy the stuff.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody -- Not yet.
70. Been to a wild party -- Was always too busy studying...
72% VIRGIN
71. Got caught stealing something -- Too good to be caught.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls -- Steven Segal is... COCK PUNCHER!
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend -- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go eat some worms.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush -- I've gone out with someone's crush, but not a friend's.
75. Got arrested -- Too good for that, yet again.
76. Been pregnant. -- Um... I'm a guy.
77. Babysat -- Yep.
78. Been to another country -- Canadia a few times.
79. Started your house on fire -- Thank goodness no.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost -- And if I did, I'd rather believe it was something leaking through from another reality through trans dimensional 11th-dimensional string reality.
69% VIRGIN Bow chicka bow wow
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients -- You can do that?
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by -- Prom, yeah. Again too stupid to carry through. She was a hot blond and valedictorian. God I was stupid.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex -- Nope
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more -- Think I went 16 months and never got laid cause she wanted to wait till marriage, and then dumped me. I hate my life sometimes.
85. Sat on your butt all day -- Like... everyday almost. XD
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. -- I leave that my sisters.
87. Had a job -- Have
88. Gotten cut from a sports team -- I tend to quit before that point XD
89. Been called a whore -- I've been called an SL gigolo though, lol
90. Danced like a whore -- Uh, nope.
65% VIRGIN
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity -- How?
92. Been in a car accident -- Avoided those like a pro.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes -- I has sexy nothin'
94. Been told you have beautiful hair -- Like I care about hair styles XD
95. Raped somebody -- Even if I did, I think answering this would land you in jail, lol
96. Danced in the rain -- I'll admit this, yes >_>
97. Been rejected -- Fuck, tons of times, if you haven't figured THAT out by now.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying -- I've had good luck, or a good sense to find good places myself.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face -- Like, tons of times in school. You won't like me when I'm angry...
100. Been raped -- Nooo... girls tend to not want to rape me. Besides I wouldn't be a virgin then I would think.
FINAL VIRGINITY: 63%
Mediocre? Haha.
