Holy FARTINGDICKCOCKFUCK, realizations
13 years ago
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God damn, I just looked at my stats recently
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Fuckin' A dude...
Over 5600 views, 36 submissions from a fucking THOUSAND
Goddamn man, that's like a timeline of my life right there.
It'd be even more if I didn't swap accounts so many times back in the day.
These are some heavy feels man.
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I also just wanted to replace the journal on my userpage, I was tired of looking at that meme every time.
Pageviews: 5637
Submissions: 964
Comments Received: 3124
Comments Given: 1128
Favorites: 3089
Fuckin' A dude...
Over 5600 views, 36 submissions from a fucking THOUSAND
Goddamn man, that's like a timeline of my life right there.
It'd be even more if I didn't swap accounts so many times back in the day.
These are some heavy feels man.
...
I also just wanted to replace the journal on my userpage, I was tired of looking at that meme every time.
FA+

Those are yours.
why
why are you so far away
I want to know you
and your body
up close
with penises
I lie in bed
wondering
"Where is he?
Why do I have
These feelings for him?"
I touch myself
thinking
you're right there.
And I
lick the back of my hand,
trailing kisses up my arm
and I hug myself.
I pretend you're holding me.
And asking if this is gay.
I say "No man, you're still straight."
You're silent. You accept this answer.
You start realizing you haven't eaten yet today. And a buffet sounds awesome. Chinese buffet sounds bitchin'. But is it lunch special or did we sleep in too late.
I see your troubled expression, and I read the world into your furrowed brows. I think to myself, "He doesn't love me." And I cry inside.
You think, "Hm. Well I guess there's pizza."
We were meant to be.
and I find only enough
for one Little Caesars 5 dollar pizza
but
is that enough I think
for the two of us to share
is there really enough to feed our ravenous hormonal bodies
soon to be smeared and oily with grease
rubbing up against each other
undulating in a primal rhythm
as we grab and grope in the dark
for a Sega Genesis controller
to play some Golden Axe
This hurts my heart to think about karz, you know it does.
And we will renew our passion that night.
And pitch in together to order Papa John's.
you should enjoy those feels you have man you deserve them. roll around in them like scrooge mcduck does with money XD
You should feel very human or whatever can I get penises too, now please?
FUCK YEAH, I JUST WON THE GAYME! XD
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Ha ha ha, more penises, and more!
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MOOOORE!
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