This is all you would have had to do for me to essentially both ruin and COMPLETE my life if I was 8 years old in 2012:



- Play VVVVVV in front of me and get to the level that made this music, then essentially give me OWNERSHIP of your download of VVVVVV

- Buy "Super Meat Boy" for me

- Buy me a copy of "Metal Gear Solid HD Collection" (MGS2 Substance, MGS3 Subsistence, MG Peace Walker), then HIGHLY emphasize how epic MGS2's VR Mission Mode is

- Buy me a copy of "Pac-Man Championship Edition DX" just to laugh at how "easy" I am posthumously...



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