THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1) Orvayn
2) --
3) --


THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1) Orvayn
2) --
3) --
I go by exactly three names on the Internet, but I don't typically link them to this one.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) intellectual curiosity
2) work ethic
3) empathy

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) I don't like people. Especially jive turkies.
2) I'm easily distracted.
3) I'm generally bad at organizing or cleaning unless I'm doing it to procrastinate doing work.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1) Fortran (It yells at me.)
2) Spivak's Calculus on Manifolds (I will conquer you one day, vile fiend.)
3) heart arrhythmias

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1) giant whiteboard (Right now it is has various electromagnetic and thermodynamic equations/derivations scattered on it.)
2) iPhone, to Google random things
3) desktop computer (Built it myself a while ago, though now it needs an upgrade...)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1) pants
2) skin
3) hair

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS:
1) Bach
2) Dvorak
3) Mahler

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1) Bach Cello Suite #2
2) Mahler 5
3) various tracks from the Skyrim and GW2 soundtracks

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1) Thai and Indian food
2) applying for the Goldwater scholarship
3) Bohm interpretation of quantum mechanics (hnnng)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1) Enough commonalities that we could entertain ourselves for extended periods of time.
2) Someone who can deal with dating a theoretical physicist. (It's likely I'll require regular dates with the largest nearby whiteboard.)
3) A friend.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE IN NO ORDER
1) I own art by all my favorite furry artists.
2) I have had heart surgery.
3) I pay nothing for college.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1) brain (I guess that's physical?)
2) general body shape
3) ...face?


THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1) get up without either hitting the snooze button or feeling like a zombie
2) invert a matrix by hand (Using Guass-Jordan elimination. I can do it using a cofactor matrix...)
3) play Jax in League of Legends

THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO:
1) explain complicated things fairly easily
2) hum along with music I don't know
3) play just about anything by ear on trumpet (and maybe piano)
...and procrastinate by doing memes, apparently.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1) music analysis and composition
2) gaming
3) writing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1) take a break from school to recover my wits
2) finish undergrad so I can get to the real stuff and move somewhere
3) go get food

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1) professorship
2) government-employed scientist
3) industry-employed scientist

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1) Italy
2) France
3) California

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1) Marty
2) Gertrude
3) Jefimenko

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) publish a lot of scientific papers
2) influence a lot of young people to get into the sciences
3) publish a book

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
 Orvayn
 Orvayn
 Orvayn
...wait.