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It's time for Ask Lucius!
13 years ago
Starring me, Lucius Lupus! You can ask me anything ya want! Well almost anything... if it's anything something that's not appropiate for the journal, or if it's too personal, note me. I've got kids watching me, ya know!
*sits in chair at a desk and takes a puff out of the cigar... looks at it, puts it out and throws it away* ^^;
Well? >:3
*sits in chair at a desk and takes a puff out of the cigar... looks at it, puts it out and throws it away* ^^;
Well? >:3
How big is your gut?
Boxers or briefs?
and
Speedo or trunks?
My gut size? Well look at it! It's huge! At least I think so.
Depends... briefs definitely though.
Depends on my mood. >x3
*pokes it* yep defiantly huge. Heck i'm surprised your shirt fits. *button pops off and hits me in the head*
Oh really? X3
I wear a huge size. Good thing I wear suspenders!
And yes! Certain conditions need to be met.
It appears to not be big enough. *gets hit by a couple more buttons* What the heck D:
what conditions?
Well, if it the trunks, it's free! But you gotta pay to see me in speedos! >:3 By money or by food! x9
....I am learning to be a cook
You are? Food!
What do you want? :3
Well, what can you make?
Anything but fish
Cool! But no veggies! Yech! >xp
Gasp, fine *makes a big pizza*
Pizza! Yum!
Well eat up :3
Thanks! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM...
How was it?
Delicious!
Want more?
Sure! *wags*
*makes a pile of burgers*
BURGERS!!! *eats a bunch of them*
Want anything else? Your belly appers to be getting bigger >:3
Hmm it appears i have paid you properly >:3
Mmmhmmm! Sure did! Thanks! *wags*
Now can i see you in a speedo? >;3
Rhodney: Oh hey Lucius! Nice outfit! x3
*growls*
Hmmm... alright, alright! But these things are always so tight on me! *gets up spins around stops and appears in a speedo with dollar signs imprinted on them.* *scratches self and wags*
*takes pictures* Worth every amount of food. I'll cook you more if you wanna just wear that >;3
Hey! You have to pay-*murrs and wags tail* Ooo!
Well... I can't say no to food!
Yay X3 *starts making more food* while this cooks let me take pictures of the back!
Rhodney:*hugs Lucius' belly and his tail sways from side to side* x3
I don't think so. You're gonna have to convince me to... *looks at the ground and sees a half-dollar* Well, looky here! *bends down to pick it up* They don't make these anymore!
*takes pictures* Your gonna get so much food for that
Rhodney: Awww Loosh! x3
Geez! >///>
Hey! *looks back angry and blushing* D//:<
Not my fault you have a hot butt Now heres your food *gives you two chicken, five big burgers, and ten pizzas*
NOOOOO!
Heh! FOOOOOD! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
*watches and takes pictures as you get fatter*
Pleasedon'tmakeithumiliating!Pleasedon'tmakeithumiliating!Pleasedon'tmakeithumiliating!
Rhodney: Let's make him sing and dance!
D'OH! DX
*eats more and gets fatter*
*takes more pictures* Oh this is good X3
Tip me up and pour me out! ... OH GAWSH WHY?!
Bumble: *rolls on the floor laughing*
Bulk:
*burps* Mmm...! That was great! Thanks!
No problem, care to pose for the camera? >;3
Bumble: OOohohohoho! This is rich!
Bulk: Oh my! *covers eyes* ><
Rhodney: Look at it wobble!
Sure! *gets up and poses and pats belly*
Now hat probably made you hungry huh? LETS GO GET DOUGHNUTS!
*take pictures* Oh perfect. *rubs your belly*
*Murrs and wags tail*
*makes you enter Dee's doughnut shop, Dee is behind the counter and Lovett is sitting at a table enjoying some coffee*
*rubs even more* So big and soft |D
Dee: Welcome to Diesel N Donuts! I'm Dee and can I AAAAAAAH! What the heck are you wearing?!
It's best that I don't say it....>//<
Dee: Well you know the rules... "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!"
Yes! We can go!
Ahhh yeah!
*hugs belly* SO warm X3
Trust me, I tried once!
Dee: Though this would go good on the internet...
Nooooo! Please!
*murrs*
Here have this *gives seemingly normal cookie but it's one of my fasting cookies, fatting level, medium*
Noooo! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Thanks! *eats it up and gets fatter* What the?!
Mwahahaha lets make take Speedo pop off! *feeds you yo more medium fat cookies*
Dee: HEhehHeheheheheehehehhe!
*muffled, grows fatter and speedo pops off and he blushes and covers himself with his fedora*
*takes pictures*
You had this planned all along? Didn't you? O///o
*takes not pics* from the very starts
(do you mind if I date him hold his hat over his unmentionables emvarresed?)
Dee: That's quite a statement coming from you, Lovett.
H-h-h-elp... m-m-meee....
Oooh wait until I get you for this! *drops hat* EEP! *picks it up and covers* >///<
(If you want to. x3)
(stupid auto correct)
*takes a picture in the quick instant the hat fell.* that's a keeper.
(yay x3 thanks x3)
Lovett: I heard a cry of help! It came from somewhere!
Y-Yooooou! Wait a minute! I could just spin around and I'll dress in an instant! *spins around but becomes dizzy* Eeehhh... *falls on back dizzy* I spun too fast! @_@
*took pictures of you spinning* nice butt, oh there goes the hat! *starts taking pictures, already has 5*
*muffled*
*is still dizzy and sees money signs circling around him* Oooh, money! @w@
Yeah keep saying that. And that's 50 pictures of this. Now lets send some of these to a couple of people .
You! *wakes up* Gimme dat camera!
Nope! Just try me tubby!
GAAAAAAAAH! *goes flying* *crash* Ooooh! Uhhh... *shakes head* Now, I can run before he controls me again!
Grrr! *chases after you*
*goes through a door*
Come back here! *goes through the door*
*flings a medium fat cookie in your mouth and goes through another door*
Jodan: *looks over and double takes* ... I think I had too much sake today....
HELLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!!
Jodan: What did he say?
*swallows it and gets fatter and stops to the second door* You gotta be kidding me! *sighs, takes some steps back and charges and gets stuck in doorway* Grrrrrrrrr!!!!! **pulls self through and doorway breaks*
Dang! *flings another cookies in your mouth and runs through a door stood running and starts taunting you * haha try and gets through this one wide load!
Jodan: Ummm...
*grows bigger* Ooof! *gets stuck* Uuuuh! Wait a minute! Okay! OKAY! I'll do whatever you want! Just don't post the pictures!
Hmm *takes pictures then walks around to the other side and takes pictures then walk back to facing you again* oh really? Anything?
Told ya!
Yes! Just don't post the pictures!
Hmmm... I don't know what I'd make you do * starts walking off and trips and hand accidentally hits post* ....crap
Ummm... why are we at the beach exactly?
FFFFFFFF.... Forget it! >.>
.....pfft that's funny. I just realized.your stuck in a door naked. At least you sp fat your belly is covering everything.
I guess... now help me out!... Please?...
I'll try *tries pulling you out but to no success* hmm... I know! *feeds you a couple of heavy fat cookies*
Jodan: Oh boy! *facepalms*
*gets fatter and doorway breaks*
Yay it work:D
No way! I would never do sumo wrestling!
Jodan: Would you do it if they paid you?
In a heartbeat!... D'OH!
Yeah yeah it worked... now... what?
...i have no idea. You can put so.e clothes on xD
Jodan: But... but...
I can't! They're not here! Even if they were, I can't fit them.
WHat about that spinny thing you can do?
*stamps foot*Dokey-soy beans!
*both of them clash trying to push each other out the ring*
If I was at the right size, I could move...
I guess your stuck like that. Don't worry the cookies only last a week
Jodan: *thinking* Uuu! He's pretty strong... I'd hate to use my ol' technique on him... looks like he has a sensitive belly... one quick impact, and it may be over...
*thinking* This is all in the bag for me! Just a slight distraction by pulling on this loincloth and this money is mine!
What? I can't be stuck here! Help me! Or at least keep me company... please?
For a week?
Jodan: Hey! Dragon Impact! *smacks Lucius' belly*
Ha! Is that all you've got? You're gonna lose-*Lucius goes feels a powerful impact ion his belly and goes flying* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! *falls out of ring with ripped off fundoshi*
Jodan: Ha! I win! *looks down and double takes. Covers self*
Okay the winner Jodan!
Aww Poop!
Yes! Please stay with me please!
Why?
Okay! Okay! For a price! Gimme 10 bucks!
Jodan: I'll give you 10 fingers worth of pain if you don't give it back!
Aww, c'mon!
Well, I need company! I'm gonna be lonely all by myself here... stuck. Please? *lowers ears and wags tail* <:3
But your not stuck here. Your stuck being fat
AAAAH! *dodges* Okay! okay! *throws it back to Jodan*
Oh... well... I can go then. *walks off* Wait a minute... I'm still nude!
You got any clothes to spare?
Non that fit you xD
Hahahahahaha!
Aww poopers! >///<
You could always use a Curtin as a toga
Great! Now I can go home! x3 *walks off*
Hey! Great idea! *tears off curtains and uses it as a toga* Hehehe! x3
...
Alright alright! Yes, I do have a good side. For kids and people who have been very kind to me, and others... but don't tell anyone! >:I
Heyo, Blue!