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Oh God, What The Fuck, And Other Exciting Tales
13 years ago
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I'm tired after driving through Hell and highwater twice in two days.
Summary:
The fucking morons who built Surrey should all be executed, the 'city' itself bombed, and a fucking highway paved over, or with, the bones and ashes of those who get in the way. WHY WOULD YOU NOT LINK THE MAIN HIGHWAY DIRECTLY TO THE FERRY TERMINAL, YOU CRETINOUS LITTLE VILLAINS!? Maybe there's a way to go around... fucking google maps...
I hate night driving. I hate driving in blinding rain. I hate being close to those 18-wheeler monster trucks. The Coquihalla highway is all that and more, why the fuck did I agree to this, oh my God. I had to pry my fingers off the steering wheel, they'd become white knuckled claws.
Lesson Learned: TEMPTING FATE WHILE NAVIGATING MOTHER FUCKING NATURE'S BITCHINESS RESULTS IN UNPLEASANTNESS. Long story short, ended up in a snow drift with my poor Honda Civic's ass sticking out into the middle of the first lane of traffic. Was able to dig myself out, and a good samaritan stopped to help push me out of the ditch. I drink to you, mustached man from Kelowna, may the fates and the karma counters smile upon you!
On the plus side, I managed to forget it all in a rousing game of 'lets go to the local pub and get smashed!' My friend makes a damn delicious gin and tonic, mmm-mm! Discussing philosophy, world politics, and military thinkers while drunk is most enjoyable, especially when you put on a British accent to help hide your word slurring.
Worth it?
Yes~
Do it again?
Ahahaha, NO.
Summary:
The fucking morons who built Surrey should all be executed, the 'city' itself bombed, and a fucking highway paved over, or with, the bones and ashes of those who get in the way. WHY WOULD YOU NOT LINK THE MAIN HIGHWAY DIRECTLY TO THE FERRY TERMINAL, YOU CRETINOUS LITTLE VILLAINS!? Maybe there's a way to go around... fucking google maps...
I hate night driving. I hate driving in blinding rain. I hate being close to those 18-wheeler monster trucks. The Coquihalla highway is all that and more, why the fuck did I agree to this, oh my God. I had to pry my fingers off the steering wheel, they'd become white knuckled claws.
Lesson Learned: TEMPTING FATE WHILE NAVIGATING MOTHER FUCKING NATURE'S BITCHINESS RESULTS IN UNPLEASANTNESS. Long story short, ended up in a snow drift with my poor Honda Civic's ass sticking out into the middle of the first lane of traffic. Was able to dig myself out, and a good samaritan stopped to help push me out of the ditch. I drink to you, mustached man from Kelowna, may the fates and the karma counters smile upon you!
On the plus side, I managed to forget it all in a rousing game of 'lets go to the local pub and get smashed!' My friend makes a damn delicious gin and tonic, mmm-mm! Discussing philosophy, world politics, and military thinkers while drunk is most enjoyable, especially when you put on a British accent to help hide your word slurring.
Worth it?
Yes~
Do it again?
Ahahaha, NO.
