Whelp. Fair warning for long winded post.

So for those of you who don't know, last year I moved over here to Hastings for college and rented a room in a four bedroomed house. Most of my house mates are great fun and really nice. Except for the one other girl, Lisa.

Lisa is insane, a total control freak and the biggest bitch I've ever met. In short she's the epitome of chav. (wiki link for those of you who don't speak English slang - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav).

From the moment I moved in, Lisa's been lording it over all of us. We're expected to do all the cleaning around the house, and should it not be done, she'll call a house-meeting (which apparently only -she's- allowed to call) and bitch at us. She's unemployed and on the doll (and had been since I moved in) and regularly has to rely on the rest of us having to pay her parts of the bills.

So our little student house (all of us but her go to the college) is regularly filled to bursting with her friends, who get rip-roaring drunk, break plates and generally spend the weekday nights screaming downstairs. A few weeks after I got here, it's a weekday night and I need to take a shower while downstairs theirs 14 strangers roaming around. I decided to risk it, and had them walk in on me three times (the same guy who kept coming back with his mates) because our lovely landlord refuses to let us put locks on the bathroom door -__-

As of recently, she's had her boyfriend move in with her. Which is one. against our tenancy agreement and two. VERY freaky, as the guys on parole right now (from apparently attacking and attempting to rape a girl, Lisa says this is a lie by the girl because her boyfriend refused to sleep with her... yeah I dunno, seems silly but these are chavs we're talking about). Lisa and the boyfriend have huge massive screaming fights at each other, with much throwing of heavy objects and threats. Now from the phone calls we've been getting, my talks with her mum and the things Lisa's been saying, she's in trouble with the police over him and not exactly happy about it.

So fast-forward to today, I'm downstairs making dinner and the house phone rings. It's Lisa, saying she's having the police come round to remove her boyfriend (who incidentally has a key to our front door) and how I shouldn't be worried but she can come round with the main door lock key if I need it (and I quote "so you can be safe tonight").

At this point I'm a little freaked out, I'm the only one home right now - I don't know if he's upstairs or not and Lisa's telling me these sort of things. Also that she won't be home for the next couple of days. Meep. So a few minutes later and the policeman knocks on the door. I let him in, take him up to Lisa's room and there's a nerve wrecking couple of minutes while he searches out house top from bottom. While freaking me out yet more with comments about how I should stay back around the boyfriend and what not.

So the boyfriend isn't here right now (really at this point it would help if I knew his name but four weeks into him living here and the only words passed between us have been grunted hello's in passing). And I've been told to phone the police if and when he comes home. So yeah, I'm hoping my house mate gets home before that and I can be clichéd and hide behind a guy XD

ETA: So boyfriend has been accosted by the police, key taken from off him and Lisa's mum came over and I helped her pack up all of his stuff. HONESTLY.

TLDR;
Pscho bitch house-mates boyfriend is a bastard, and we get to sit through the police removing him from our house and the resulting insanity. FUN!