I jacked this from someone I'm watching, who jacked it from someone else. Does it really matter where it came from?




1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!




Have you ever:

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - No

Been arrested? - Yes

Kissed someone you didn't like? - No

Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes

Ran a red light? - Yes

Been suspended from school? - Yes

Experienced love at first sight? - No

Totaled your car in an accident? - No

Been fired from a job? - Yes

Fired somebody? - No

Sang karaoke? - Yes

Pointed a gun at someone? - No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes

Kissed in the rain? - Yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes

Seen someone die? - No

Played spin-the-bottle? - No

Sang in the shower? - Yes

Smoked a cigar? - Yes

Sat on a rooftop? - Yes

Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No

Skipped school? - Yes

Eaten a bug? - No

Sleepwalked? - No

Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes

Ridden a motorcycle? - No

Dumped someone? - No

Forgotten your anniversary? - No

Lied to avoid a ticket? - No

Ridden on a helicopter? - No

Shaved your head? - Yes

Blacked out from drinking? - No

Played a prank on someone? - Yes

Hit a home run? - No

Felt like killing someone? - Yes

Cross-dressed? - No

Been falling-down drunk? - Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes

Eaten snake? - Yes

Marched/Protested? - No

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No

Puked on an amusement ride? - No

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes

Been in a band? - Yes

Knitted? - No

Been on TV? - No

Shot a gun? - Yes

Skinny-dipped? - No

Caused someone to need stitches? - No

Ridden a surfboard? - No

Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes

Had surgery? - Yes

Streaked? - No

Taken by ambulance to hospital? - Yes

Passed out when not drinking? - Yes

Peed on a bush? - Yes

Donated Blood? - Yes

Grabbed electric fence? - No

Eaten alligator meat? - Yes

Eaten cheesecake? - Yes

Eaten kids' Halloween candy? - Yes

Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes

Peed your pants in public? - No

Written graffiti? - Yes

Still love someone you shouldn't? - No

Think about the future? - Yes

Been in handcuffs? - Yes

Believe in love? - Yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - No



Now let's see if any of you ass-hats actually ask about any of this.