What's your favorite kind of cheese?

Ha!

Well, I don't actually eat cheese.

But my favorite non-dairy cheese is THIS

I, too, eat non-dairy cheese-substitute.

That was not a question.

I really like it, maybe more so than regular cheese.

Would you could you in Japan, with Godzilla and Rodan?

I would do it with a skunks
I would not do it with the punks.

PET MY TUMMY!

Oh...Questions? Um....Pet my tummy, now?

NO! Too dangerous!!!

NUH-UH!

What is the combination?

LRLRLRLRLRLRLRLLLRLRLLRRLLRRLLRRLLRRLLRRLLRRL up B-Q-C- PRESS ########## Then dial this number: 735757755722738052780370572 hold START press BABA SELECT and the B and UP on the second controller.

What do you want me to do to your squirrelly body?

Drill a hole where my ass should be and fuck me with a cucumber.

Oh murr purr! Murr purr indeed!

Where do you find your purpose

I don't have a purpose.

NEXT QUESTION!!!

If I was at your house right this instant, what sort of horrors would you want to be subjected to?

OH jeez, I can't say any of that on here! I want to be tied up, clothespins and stuff and then you can strap-on fuck me till I scream!

I'LL BE OVER IN FIVE MINUTES

If I yell at your balls, will you buy me food, like stated?

I think so! My balls are sound activated.

ROTFLAMO

Are you as turned on as I am? >_>

Yes, maybe even more so!

Have you ever beaten up a small child for a piece of candy?

No! I don't have kids.

But I did beat up a homeless man for a pokemon card once.

Would you milk a cow?

I guess if I needed to, or something. It's just like jerking a dick right? Except you don't have to do it for 20 minutes and the clean up everything after.

Do you have any big plans for the summer?

GET A REAL JOB.

That doesn't treat me like an expendable piece of shit.

how many crazy situations have you been in this week?
what is the length of your nose?
do you celebrate christmas? how?

1. 2 so far

2. 10 inches, I believe! Something like that.

3. I hate getting presents, I hate shopping. My family kind of sucks. I celebrate christmas by getting things and feeling bad about it.

Dream me the answer of my ANYTHING

Foot Disorder.

I forget, are you attracted to all sorts of folks or primarily ladies or primarily dudes or what?

It's very complicated but I guess the short answer is "all sorts of folks".

When will you upload that comic you drew for me

Oh man, I'm so sorry! I was just looking at that comic today, I need to redo it or redo parts, I'm just not very happy with it.

Okay!

Ooh also please add me on skype and/or gtalk (compatible with AIM), I wanna talk w/ youuu :3c

Where?

P.O. Box 912
Old Bridge NJ 08857

What is your favorite food/meal ??

My favorite thing ever is Hummus, which isn't really a meal but I eat it like it is. There's a local thai place that serves "vegetarian duck Basil" which is probably my favorite meal of all time, the duck is made of Seitan, which is a gluten based protein texture. The basil sauce is awesome. A close second is a bunch of stuff from this place called "Sentosa", a malaysian restaurant 40 minutes south of me.

I mostly will eat anything and I'm super not picky at all, I like everything. (as long as it's vegetarian) I'll even keep eating foods I don't like until I eventually do.

I get so happy every time somebody says they love hummus~

Would you be turned on by a ghost possessing your body and making you fuck someone?

Nah, possession kind of freaks me out. Hell, fucking people freaks me out too!

Beer or liquor?

I like both! As long as it's good beer, not too hoppy and not cheap stuff like budweiser or Miller high life.

I guess it's like, I like beer better but I like being drunk too, so either one.

when will the orplitical sun-moon fairy have her period?

You're the orplitical SUN MOON FAIRY! YOU'RE A PERIOD!!!

not as much of a period as you are!!

explain in full detail your belly and spine rating systems

Bellies should be smooth with a nominal amount of hair and have a small amount of pudge to them. They should extend slightly over the belt line and be slightly firm, but not rock hard. Slightly soft, but not too droopy. The belly button should be large enough to fit a finger inside. Slaps should be met with a small wave, a loud full sound, and a small amount of resistance.

Too much hair or too much pudge is no good. Extra parts, belly buttons you can fist, too much belly, all these things are points off.

this is the most valuable information in the world

When was your last snout stretching or ironing session?

Why, I was just at the stretcher 5 days ago! Quite invigorating.

Don't the finger holes in the bowling balls pose kind of a problem?

They would pose a problem If I could actually bowl in the first place!!

Who and how was your fur name created? Are you furiends with :icon scootersquirrel: ?

Scooter was actually one of my first friends on FA, he was one of the first people to comment on my art! If you look way back in my gallery there's a really bad picture of him I drew. AND if you look way back in his gallery there' s a picture of me he drew too, though I think he stopped drawing after that.


My first account on here was called SCROTEYOTE, where i posted bad MS Paint art. I realized I was getting really into furry in a non-ironic way and I didn't wanted to be known as SCROTEYOTE So i separated the syllables of the name out to SCURROW-T-OAT. And there you have it.

how big's yer conk

like 5 inches.

WHERE'S MY BOURBON

Probably in the toilet at this point.

I already asked about the bellysniffs yesterday, that's all I needed to know.

dontaskaboutthebellysniffers

Are you planning on going to FWA?

~SUPER TMI~

I'm not planning on it but I think there's a 42% chance it might happen. Definitely want to do FCN though.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie is it amore or is the moon a BIGASS JERK?

The moon is a puppy.

How does nose-stretching even become 'a thing'?

Cartoon noses are their most prominent and vulnerable part.

I like to think I helped nose stretching move forward in the world.

What do you want for Christmas?

I want a vacuum cleaner that doesn't suck (or does suck, either one)

A brush pen, LOLO 2 for NES,

and kneepads so I can dance in my fursuit without screwing up the knees.

Would you rather live without a belly or without a snout?

I WOULD RATHER DIE!!!

SURE. But i prefer rye bread.

Buttered rye toast I'M ABOUT THAT LIFE

I subscribe to that culture.

Whats the quickest way to get rid of a container filled with water old burnt paper and huge amount of mold when you have a mold allergy? Also, would the container mold be capable of achieving sentient life?

BURN EVERYTHING DOWN.

Does this ass make my dress look fat?

NO, that dress looks paper thing still. That's not even a dress, that's a stop sign you stole off the road!

Are you fo-rizzle, my nizzle, fo-shizzle?

nope!

lol no answers

We need to do something with our lives.

The answers are coming along!

And Relax, we've got our whole lives to do something with our lives!

Why are you so damn normal???

DaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaD!!!

*runs screaming*

do you believe that art has a responsibility to society, and if so is there any way we can shirk it?

I don't believe art has any responsibility to anyone ! I haven't really thought about art's role in society I guess. I don't think I know what shirk means.

"shirk" = "slack off", basically

How did you become Furry?

I joined FA as a joke to make fun of people along with my friend  kilmo , got really into the community and the art, posted my art and ended up creating a character, going to anthrocon 2008 (with Kilmo), and later getting a fursuit. I realized that I had been drawing "furry" art all along and that I secretly always wanted to be a mascot, so I said FUCK IT and jumped all in.

Once I told my friends I was a furry they were all like "Oh that makes sense"

Have you ever been verbally and/or sexually assaulted by Santa Claus?
Because I wasn't...

NOPE!

Why are you doing this?

I like attention!

what is the true nature of existence?

Everyone is a tube stuck inside a body that goes from the head to the legs. Your body covers up your tube body but exposes you to the elements at the same time. Once you stop existing, the tube body leaves.

No thank you son, I've had plenty of sausage in my life time.

I would like to have my belly inspected some time.

Oh, I'm supposed to ask a question?
Do you like, um, stuff?

I've already inspected your belly while you weren't noticing.

NO I HATE STUFF>

inspected my belly...and...? do I pass?

Yes, it's good. Smooth, has a bit of pudge but not too much. You get a 92%.

Does this journal give me an excuse to ask you anything I want on Wednesdays?

Of course.

Welp that's all I needed to know.

For now..