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13 years ago
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Hi I love you C:
Yes you, sitting there reading this
How are you?
Distracting myself from cleaning because I'm terrible
Also, commissions to be done, food to eat.. numnum
Are you a square? Or are you some kind of rhombus?
I'm more of a curved line
Nooo, you'd be a cos x
NO LIMITS NNNNNNNG
I'm sorry, just wait a bit. I'll get to it as soon as these are done.
WELL yes, let's just bring up my past girlfriend. "ANOTHER ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS." Cause, y'know, she's totally the reason I went off of FA and you TOTALLY understand the entire situation THERE, don't you? No, she's not the reason I left FA for a short while, if that's what you're insinuating. That was because of my personal life off the internet, which was crumbling.
I never once said YOU wanted them to be on hold. I'm saying that you were on the list above them, and I cannot just make them wait while I wait for you to respond to the seven fucking update e-mails I have sent to you in the past 2 months.
You're creating drama for yourself. I said I would get to it and I'll fucking get to it.
Otherwise I'll refund your $15 and take your commissions somewhere else.
I am NOT drawing for you anymore after this. I have lost my patience with you, Nathan. The way you talk to me when you get the tiniest bit upset is not worth it.
The very first thing I said to you on this line of comments explained exactly why I took it down and that I would get to it.
And you CONTINUED to act like this, even after that.
Though of course- like you- you removed the comments so no one would see it. Were you maybe hoping I would sound like a bitch and you the victim? If not, I really don't understand why you do this so often. It makes no sense.
Regardless. I told you, quite bluntly and early on, with no spark of rudeness that I would complete your commission. The reason that I talk to you this way is merely because you talk to me much worse.
I do not appreciate you constantly guilt-ing me about this damn picture. I understand a reminder, but you're sassy and snooty about it. "less we not forget the months I've waited"-- because I had barred you from my life all those months. And if you want the picture so damn bad, you shouldn't have commissioned me more things on top of it.
I ALSO do not appreciate you putting down women constantly, even to my face. I know you're gay and there's reasons for it, but we're not all the same.
I do not appreciate you leaving sexual comments on any of my pictures. Umbreon is not sexy, it's a damn Pokemon. Shinx isn't even showing any arse. Keep those comments to yourself. My art is PG, and thus the comments should stay that way.
I am refunding your money for your commission immediately after this message is sent. I will not draw for you, even this. I'm done. Take your chopped-up vocabulary and money elsewhere. I refuse to art for you again.
if you really weren't bothered, you wouldn't have turned a respectful debate with a very pleasant person into an all-out shit-storm.
if you really weren't bothered, you wouldn't have responded to my comment.
but, you did all of that. i'm betting that you're going to respond to this, too, since I'm confident enough to assume that you'd lose sleep over this if you didn't have the last word, based on the consistently poor word and sentence structure, in addition to the fact that you responded exclusively to say nothing more than "no u."
i would refer to your initial two comments in further detail, but you somehow managed to muster up the intelligence to hide them, which suggests that it was something stupid to begin with.
oh, and, please don't try to pull me up on lacking proper capitalization. If you took the time to read my information (which I'm doubting you will, since your suggested intelligence matches that of a 4 year old. no really, i know. i have a 4 year old sister.) you'd see that I neglect the usage of capital letters at the start of some sentences to convey a flatter tone. sadly, I find it hard to be anything that remotely resembles enthusiasm when it comes to dealing with the likes of you.
although, all of that probably just sailed right over your head, so it's all good.
Seems someone's jimmies are ruffled so ill get a new pair so you can enjoy them instead if these old ruffled ones, nice and purity now :D
But hey I am happy you took the time to write all that, especially when I really don't care, and lemme guess, you'll say "you must care cos you replied" lol or something like that, all you tubby bludgers are the same when behind a computer screen aren't ya? I'd just love to see how one of your kind would go saying it to my face, that be hilarious , just shaking and stuttering I'm guessing!
I wouldn't say pleasant person when there constantly on the blob though to be quite honest
I'm not gonna ask where you got painters from, but...if you want to make a point, just walk away. Seriously, I will admit that your idiocy is a touch frustrating, hence why I'm bothering to respond to you, but if you respond to something, then you obviously care about it.
You telling me that you don't care is a back-handed comment in itself, but you clearly seem to be unable to comprehend a sentence longer than five words, so I'm probably confusing the shit out of you at this point. It's alright, I often get told that I struggle to dumb things down for the less intelligent people.
You're wondering why I keep telling you that "you care because you replied?" Because all you're saying is that you don't care. Although, now you've stooped even lower by assuming that I'm a "tubby bludger" and that I wouldn't be able to say this to your face.
You know what, I probably wouldn't be able to say it to your face, given the disgusting behaviour and atrocious grammar you've displayed, it wouldn't surprise me if I saw what you actually look like and assumed the zombie apocalypse has started.
In all honesty, I'm not all that familiar with Auz, but I don't have to be to know that she's a much more likeable person than you. I mean, the narcissism you've displayed...you make religious extremists look civilized.
Husband? You mean that guy that you did yiff role-play with once, immediately fell in love with and decided to marry over the internet? Awesome. I'm sure that your mental and physical health is in excellent condition.
Actually, no, that comment took all of 5 minutes to write. Furthermore, the fact that you can't even make false accusations on how quickly I can convert my thoughts to text without getting it wrong. Although, maybe I'm wrong, and "tyep" is an actual word in your imaginary language.
You know why I spend so little time writing my comments? It's this thing called an "Education." I mean, the fact that I spend several hours a day at work managing company resources and sending off daily reports of what has and hasn't been done tends to increase my efficiency with a keyboard, too, but I don't think you'll ever live to amount to anything past a kitchen hand at McDonalds to know that.
Speaking of employment, do you even have a job? I mean, you're accusing me of spending too much time on the internet, but look at the difference in response times.
As much as I'd like to get back to you within an hour like you do for me, I do have quite a lot to fit into my day, so unfortunately making worthless oxygen-thieves like yourself tends to fall under one of those "low-priority" things.
TL;DR just walk away, seriously. You clearly lack the intelligence to have an actual conversation with anyone.
but it's alright, since you probably don't have the intelligence to comprehend that much information before you respond.
I bid you good day^^
Have you considered taking up tennis? You seem to be excellent at back-handing your own words, so why no--
Actually, never mind. I just realized how foolish the proposition of physical activity to you really is.
Seriously, fuck. Do you not understand the concept of contradicting yourself? Stop writing to me to say that you don't care, or that you're "going to be the bigger man and walk away," just do it. The simple fact that you consider it so important to tell me that you don't care instantly proves that you are getting upset over this.
The fact that you feel it necessary to attempt to belittle me, in saying that I'm boring, even more evidence of your immense butt-hurt.
"ethics and or what the hell ever?" For the love of god, am I talking to a brick wall here? If you're going to try and convince someone that you're a respectable person, which you seem hell-bent on trying to do with me, Christ, do NOT talk about Ethics as if you have no idea what the hell it is. At least TRY to look confident.
You know what, after I left my previous comment, I thought to myself "You know what? Maybe I should just forget about this, this idiot's thickness and inability to be lurked out of his self-righteous ways is only going to give me a headache." But, apparently, I can write 200 words without even trying, evident in tonight's banter.
But, since you're not going to respond to this (lol, yeah right) I guess I don't need to worry about having to deal with you again tomorrow night.
And stop with the non existent high ground, really your probably a tubby cunt who took around an hour to tyep that up, maybe 45 min at the least. And no not to get the last word, to lay your poorly made assumptions to rest.
You have no idea how appalled and disgusted I am from you. That was just amazingly revolting for you to say to anyone.
That is counted as a big whoop of harassment, discrimination and just plain indecent human behavior.
You should be embarrassed. :/
and thats really no where near what i could of said, but i wanna keep it pg
You brought up inappropriate as well as disgusting over exaggerations to do nothing more than offend some one who had no intention of pointing out flaws or discriminating you in any way, shape or form.
Don't you dare say she way picking a fight either, if you re-read her comment, she was maturely discussing that she does not appreciate how you were treating things. There was no negativity towards you, just a neutral re-cap of the scenario that you've made.
There was also no relevance whatsoever in the topic or an "honest" view, just pure disgusting literature as well as anything but a PG rating.
Just stop. Don't comment. You're honestly embarrassing yourself to a really pathetic point.
probably doesn't even deserve a refund
i mean, sure it's common courtesy to refund a commissioner if you need to cancel it for whatever reason, but this guy dropped below the common courtesy line 7 comments ago.