Do you have the following in your bedroom?

Condoms:
Nope

Cell phone:
Yup

Book shelf:
yes

Couch:
No

Futon:
no, full sized bed inhabited by my dog and some puppets and stuffed animals.

Computer/laptop:
I have macbook , and a home bilt computer .. collecting dust

Pictures:
no.. just a few origianal paintings and a wall rug/ tapistry

Mirror:
A door mirror

Skateboard:
nope ... in garage in rafters gettin too old for that shit.

Bed:
yes

Smoke detector:
Nope, but one outside in the hall

Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums:
um.. all downstairs

Blacklight:
nope

Lava Lamp:
yes .. vintage circa 1972

CDs:
a few

Flag:
no

Stop sign/any sign:
yes a sighn i jacked from the london underground.

Paintball gun:
no.

Real Gun:
yes. mosen nigant rifle 230 rounds of ammo and my S&W MP-45

Cigarettes:
no just a few tobacco pipes

Pot:
no

Any drugs:
no

Alcohol:
downstairs near the huge collection of alcohol glasses.

Books:
yeah scatterd about the room on shelves and such. more in the "library craft hookah smoking spare bedroom man lounge.

ps2:
2 in the spare bedroom downstaris.

Xbox:
nope downstaris 3 of em 360 ones roomates parked infront of the 2 55 inch tvs sitting side by side.

Gamecube:
yes

Stereo:
no

Gum:
yes

How many windows do you have in ur room:
3

What is the color of your walls?
white

Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?
yeah get ready in room.. go downstairs let dog out catch news then off to work.

What's on your walls?
a few paintings a wall tapestry and a old oil lamp and a vingage 1960's school clock

Has the opposite sex been in your room before?
Yep

Has the opposite sex been on your bed?
Yep

Has the opposite sex slept in your bed?
no

Ever had sex in your bed?
no...

Who usually sleeps in your bed other than you?
my dog and me

Do you like your bedroom:
yeah its big enough for me.


THE GANGSTER TRANSLATION

Do you have tha followin up in yo' bedroom?

Jizzy Hats:
No

Beeper:
no

Book shelf:
no

Couch:
no

Futon:
Fuck dat shit, i gots a funky-ass bed

Computer/laptop:
gots both yo.

Pictures:
paintings cause im all cultured and shit.

Mirror:
A door mirror

Skateboard:
no

Bed:
yes i gots a funky-ass bed

Smoke detector:
nah man its in the hall yo

Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums:
i gots room downstairs for all that shit yo.

Blacklight:
i dont need no dam jizz light.

Lava Lamp:
keepin it oldschool yo

CDs:
a few

Flag:
yo i don't fly no colors yo.

Quit sign/any sign:
stole that shit straight up from london yo.

Paintbizzle gun:
no

Real Gun:
i got straight up slugs for my guns yo.

Blunts:
fhak no

Pot:
fukno

Any sticky-icky-ickys:
nah man

Brew:
rollin a row of 720's downstairs yo.

Books:
i reed straight up yo. all that hobbit and shit.. even some enstine hawkings phyiscs yo.

ps2:
dope got em not in my room cuase im rollin in a crib yo.

Xbox:
i gots both man so many i got 3 of em. in the crib yo.. down staris in shit.

Gamecube:
vintage dude

Stereo:
thats what the computer is for man.

Gum:
yes

How tha fuck nuff windows do you have up in ur room:
3 of dem bitches.. need feild of fire for the guns yo.

What tha fuck iz tha color of yo' walls?
old school white.

Do you git locked n loaded fo' tha dizzle up in yo' room and tha bathroom?
i do my shit straight up in my room.

Whatz on yo' walls?
paintings yo. cuase im all cultured and shit

Has tha opposite sex been up in yo' room before?
nah

Has tha opposite sex been on yo' bed?
nah its my fuckin bed

Has tha opposite sex slept up in yo' bed?
my fucking bed.. got other places for them.

Ever busted a nut up in yo' bed?
nah...

Who probably chills up in yo' bed other than yo slick ass?
me and my loco pedro ivan.

Do you like yo' bedroom:
bigg enough to fit you shit in it.. and to walk cross.. so yeah i do.