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What the actual fuck.
13 years ago
So if you've been looking at my journals for a long time (Not sure why) some relatives reared their ugly heads back into my house.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3045688/ <Was my last encounter with them, seriously. Not even at family reunions do I see them.
So, as a way to get me out of the house and away from them, my mother asks them what they want from Jack in the Box. I don't mean to stereotype, but most of these relatives are quite large and eat heaping amounts of food. Especially the adults. So I took my mom's car and drove to Jack in the Box and ordered all the food off the list. Basically, about 40 combo meals. No exaggeration. Of course, it'd be 40 if I included my sister's and my own combo meal. I had to convince the people at Jack in the Box that I am ordering all of this. It was totally embarrassing seeing all the workers look at each other like that. Mostly because I was confused why they were all looking so confused. Technically they give out more combos than that, but now it's one customer so therefore it's creepy?
Anyways, I'm in my mom's car and she calls me. Being a good person I pull over and answer, and she tells me cousin Charlie Ray doesn't want Jack in the Box anymore, he wants Hardy's. He doesn't want Carl's Jr., he wants Hardy's. They're the same fucking thing basically. So I just drive through Carl's Jr., gritting my teeth and then cousin Jackie wants Carl's Jr. now and Charlie Ray is mad I am not getting him Hardy's. I am now their food delivery boy? Seriously? Just gotta keep on answering the phone and getting food, eventually getting to the point the passenger's seat is literally a pile of bags with fast food logos on them, and the back nothing but beverages in cup holders. I got one more call saying now Great Uncle Roy doesn't want any food, and some other relatives are getting maaaad because I'm taking too long. Getting tired of it I just told my mom that I'm done. Especially since the only thing I heard from them is that the shooting that occurred today is the school's fault because they don't have God in the school. You know what I did to their food?
I LEFT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN THE RAIN.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3045688/ <Was my last encounter with them, seriously. Not even at family reunions do I see them.
So, as a way to get me out of the house and away from them, my mother asks them what they want from Jack in the Box. I don't mean to stereotype, but most of these relatives are quite large and eat heaping amounts of food. Especially the adults. So I took my mom's car and drove to Jack in the Box and ordered all the food off the list. Basically, about 40 combo meals. No exaggeration. Of course, it'd be 40 if I included my sister's and my own combo meal. I had to convince the people at Jack in the Box that I am ordering all of this. It was totally embarrassing seeing all the workers look at each other like that. Mostly because I was confused why they were all looking so confused. Technically they give out more combos than that, but now it's one customer so therefore it's creepy?
Anyways, I'm in my mom's car and she calls me. Being a good person I pull over and answer, and she tells me cousin Charlie Ray doesn't want Jack in the Box anymore, he wants Hardy's. He doesn't want Carl's Jr., he wants Hardy's. They're the same fucking thing basically. So I just drive through Carl's Jr., gritting my teeth and then cousin Jackie wants Carl's Jr. now and Charlie Ray is mad I am not getting him Hardy's. I am now their food delivery boy? Seriously? Just gotta keep on answering the phone and getting food, eventually getting to the point the passenger's seat is literally a pile of bags with fast food logos on them, and the back nothing but beverages in cup holders. I got one more call saying now Great Uncle Roy doesn't want any food, and some other relatives are getting maaaad because I'm taking too long. Getting tired of it I just told my mom that I'm done. Especially since the only thing I heard from them is that the shooting that occurred today is the school's fault because they don't have God in the school. You know what I did to their food?
I LEFT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN THE RAIN.
At least it means I wouldn't have to see or hear them.
After reading the other journey about them, I'm glad you did that!
Tahka I'm going to raise my glass to you tonight and wish you a pleasant absence of those idiots.
They are people with no iota of respect for anyone other than their immediate family.
They have never been welcome to my house. Never.
They've even tried breaking in.