what would you do if your gf cheated on you?

well im single now but if wasnt i would first want to know why and then most likely i would move on with my life. I know its not always easy but i always felt that you must endure hardships and heartbreak in order to find that special person. there was only one girl in the past who i truely fell for but she moved far away. it hurt at first but i knew if i moved on eventually i would find the one met for me. same goes for you dude. I know you been through alot but you cant up give up. take your time and eventually it will work out for ya

What would you do in case of an Orc invasion?

Orc invasion? Never heard that one before. but i would build up a sqaud of furry orc hunters and save the world
then everyone will love us and Uncle Kage would be president XD

WOOT!!! Uncle Kage for President! ^.=.^ lolz i remember hearing 2 joke that at AC2012. that was a lot of fun!

if your sona was real and in front of you right now....would you yiff it? also would that be considered masterbation or not? o.=.O lol

Umm no. and i guess it would be in a sense.

lolz does sound interesting thought...