Oi! Americans! Are you tired of the Westboro Baptist Church making life a misery for Christians and npn-Christians alike with their draconian, hate-filled and barbaric twist on Biblical reading? Now's your chance to put an end to it. All you need to do is sign this petition.

If I were an American or a US resident, God knows all too well that I'd sign it myself. Unfortunately I won the lottery on nationality, so I can't. :P