Welcome to the Furcon (lyrics)
13 years ago
So these are the lyrics I've got for a parody of "Welcome to the Jungle"
I'd appreciate any feedback from you guys ^_^
Dez
Welcome to the furcon, we got fursuit games
Can be anything you want, we’ve got made up names
You can dress in costume however as you please
better use protection or you might get a disease
at the furcon, welcome to the furcon
Gonna spend it on your kn-kn-knees, knees
I hope you shower please
Welcome to the furcon we’re growing every year
Lots of people hangin out, tails hangin off their rears
And you might see some suiters with breasts of DD’s
you might think they’re girls but whats below will make you freeze
at the furcon, welcome to the furcon
scritch my, my, my, my belly please
I’m such a tease
Welcome to the furcon with dances every night
And if you want to dance with me well baby I just might
If you got a ref for what you be, I'll draw it eventually
You can have any pose you want but you better not want it for free
at the furcon, welcome to the furcon
Gonna spend it on your kn-kn-knees, knees
Use some febreeze!
And that damn elevator
Never wants to come down
It’s full, So full, damn FULL, yeah
You know where you are, you're at the furcon baby
Not gonna lie
At the furcon, welcome to the furcon
Donate to the ch-ch-ch-ch-charity
at the furcon welcome to the furcon
I hope I I I I don’t get fleas
Furcon, party at the furcon
Will you hug me please?
Here at the furcon, welcome to the furcon
You’re gonna dance til you
Party til you fall down, HUH!
I'd appreciate any feedback from you guys ^_^
Dez
Welcome to the furcon, we got fursuit games
Can be anything you want, we’ve got made up names
You can dress in costume however as you please
better use protection or you might get a disease
at the furcon, welcome to the furcon
Gonna spend it on your kn-kn-knees, knees
I hope you shower please
Welcome to the furcon we’re growing every year
Lots of people hangin out, tails hangin off their rears
And you might see some suiters with breasts of DD’s
you might think they’re girls but whats below will make you freeze
at the furcon, welcome to the furcon
scritch my, my, my, my belly please
I’m such a tease
Welcome to the furcon with dances every night
And if you want to dance with me well baby I just might
If you got a ref for what you be, I'll draw it eventually
You can have any pose you want but you better not want it for free
at the furcon, welcome to the furcon
Gonna spend it on your kn-kn-knees, knees
Use some febreeze!
And that damn elevator
Never wants to come down
It’s full, So full, damn FULL, yeah
You know where you are, you're at the furcon baby
Not gonna lie
At the furcon, welcome to the furcon
Donate to the ch-ch-ch-ch-charity
at the furcon welcome to the furcon
I hope I I I I don’t get fleas
Furcon, party at the furcon
Will you hug me please?
Here at the furcon, welcome to the furcon
You’re gonna dance til you
Party til you fall down, HUH!
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You can have anyway you want but you better not want it for free
Make my day dammit!!