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A Manly Meme (borrowed from Greskil)
13 years ago
General
The Manly Meme, British Edition.
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] Fart in public, on purpose.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym.
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [x] Football.
17) [ ] Rugby League.
18) [x] Formuala One/Rally/Moto.
19) [ ] Boxing.
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing.
Total So Far: 12
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Wickes
22) [x] B&Q
23) [ ] Army surplus stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Car part retail or other mechanic shops (Halfords, Machine Mart)
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores (Maplin, etc)
Total So Far: 18
Do you say:
31) [x] Lad.
32) [ ] Five minutes there, Turkish.
33) [x] Fuck off!
34) [x] When I were a lad/young 'un - followed by how long you had to work down the mine. (mostly as a joke)
35) [ ] You bloody pansy.
36) [x] Aye.
37) [ ] If anyone wants me I'll be at the pub.
38) [ ] That's right, break it.
39) [ ] Cuntmuffins.
40) [x] Bollocks to that!
Total So Far: 23
Do you read:
41) [ ] Angling Times
42) [x] Attitude
43) [ ] FHM
44) [x] Top Gear
45) [ ] Nuts
46) [ ] Zoo
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Loaded
50) [ ] Bizarre
Total: 25
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 50%
Making me 50% manly
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] Fart in public, on purpose.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym.
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [x] Football.
17) [ ] Rugby League.
18) [x] Formuala One/Rally/Moto.
19) [ ] Boxing.
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing.
Total So Far: 12
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Wickes
22) [x] B&Q
23) [ ] Army surplus stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Car part retail or other mechanic shops (Halfords, Machine Mart)
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores (Maplin, etc)
Total So Far: 18
Do you say:
31) [x] Lad.
32) [ ] Five minutes there, Turkish.
33) [x] Fuck off!
34) [x] When I were a lad/young 'un - followed by how long you had to work down the mine. (mostly as a joke)
35) [ ] You bloody pansy.
36) [x] Aye.
37) [ ] If anyone wants me I'll be at the pub.
38) [ ] That's right, break it.
39) [ ] Cuntmuffins.
40) [x] Bollocks to that!
Total So Far: 23
Do you read:
41) [ ] Angling Times
42) [x] Attitude
43) [ ] FHM
44) [x] Top Gear
45) [ ] Nuts
46) [ ] Zoo
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Loaded
50) [ ] Bizarre
Total: 25
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 50%
Making me 50% manly
