Or Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanza, Yule and any other seasonal celebration that takes place around this year. It's all good. Here's hoping y'all celebrating today have a blast, with all the good food, good gifts, good company and crap on TV that is typical of the season. Don't scoff too much now!

So here's a big Happy Birthday to the Biggest of Cheeses upstairs, and goodwill to all men*!

*And women and those of indeterminate gender.