-"Merry / Happy Christmas! / Happy Hanukkah / Season's Greetings And Everything Else! From The 'Staff' Here At Deserted_Wolf Corps! The Holidays Are For Sharing, Giving And Spending Time With Loved ones, So It Seemed Fitting For Me Ta Want Ta Wish My FA-mily Some Holiday Cheer!"

-"Whether Snow, Sleet, Rain, Or Sun
Is Howling At Your Door.
-Or If A Winter Pine, Or A Plastic Tree
Is Sitting On Your Floor.
-Whether If Gifts and food Or Festive Drink
Is Enjoyed Throughout The Night.
-If Your Spending It Round The Table,
Or By The Firelight.
-Whatever The Holidays Mean To You,
We Hope You'll Spend It True.
-And Hope That You Will Be With Those
Most Close And Dear Ta You.
-So Will Smiles On Our Faces, And Our Hearts Full Of Cheer,
Season's Greetings To All And A Happy New Year!"