I hate the word "meme" with a paassion but here goes anyway

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.

1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school (elementary school you fucks)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (we're talking when i was like five okay)
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

you know what never mind this makes no fucking sense, how does going to prom and getting lost at walmart make you "unpure"