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God, I'm Lame... Meme. Blame Voln.
19 years ago
General
GENERAL
(001) Your gender: All man.
(002) Sexual orientation: Gay like springtime.
(003) Single? Yup. Personal history + Family life indicates this is for the best.
(004) Do you want to be? Nah, I wanna find TRUE LOVE.
(005) Your birthday: 21st of Novembre, '83
(006) Age you wish you were: Hmm. 21 one more time.
(007) Your height: Passport says 170 cm. That's a fucking lie.
(008) The color of your eyes: Green with creepy yellow crap.
(009) The color of your hair: An exciting shade of brown.
(010) Piercings: None, the body is a temple.
(011) Tattoos: I'd spend every day looking at it and wondering what my regular skin looks like underneath. I'm lame like that.
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? No. My whole family did, so I didn't to be a rebel. Love the smell though. Exhale on me PLEASE.
(013) Do drugs? Social pot head!
(014) Read the newspaper? Yeah, if one is available.
(015) Pray? ... Hum. I don't know. I guess I still do once in awhile, but I don't really believe anyone's listening. Maybe I'm trying to be ironic?
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? Haha, always. This dumb fandom has me addicted to chat.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Yeah, very often. I like being wet.
(018) Drive? Never bothered. Due to country hopping and lethargy.
(019) Like to drive fast? Well... I guess, if I did I would.
(020) Hurt yourself? Intentionally and physically? No, that'd be dumb.
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? Yup.
(022) Been in love? Uh... Well, I guess in the necessary biological way with family. Younger and more naive, yeah, I'd have got on board with that.
(023) Done drugs? Already asked this one.
(024) Gone skinny dipping? Haha, no, could probably count the times I've gone swimming on fingers and toes.
(025) Had any type of surgery? Ehh, no, got some work done on my jaw as a kid, but that was more dental... surgery. I don't think that counts.
(026) Ran away from home? Oh, I was gonna say no, but I once made my way to the greyhound station with that intent. Of course, I pussied out ; )
(027) Played strip poker? No, but it's on my to do list.
(028) Gotten beaten up? Yeah, my older brother thrashed me good a few times.
(029) Been picked on? Only in Jr. High. Otherwise, I did the picking... Don't know how proud I am of that.
(030) Been on stage? Haha, yeah, school plays out the ass.
(031) Slept outdoors? Used to camp in the backyard as a kid with my sibs and old man. Never liked it.
(032) Thought about suicide? Only in the teenage Suicide Club sense. Never as an actual solution.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? College was nothin' but.
(034) If yes, what is your record? Haha, we had a contest to see if you'd really go crazy after 72 hours. I think I was around 60 when I just crashed.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Never.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Yeah, often after parties.
(037) Slept all day? Everyday.
(038) Killed someone? Not directly, no. Probably not indirectly either. Who can say.
(039) Made out with a stranger? Yuppers. I don't buy into that love stuff that much, so I'm free to whore it up.
(041) Had sex with a stranger? Copy and paste last answer.
(042) Kissed the same sex? Eh, only crappy tongue wrestling. Never anything Hollywood romance.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Gimme' a break...
(044) Been betrayed? Yeah, of course. People can be shits, no biggie.
(045) Broken the law? Yeah, just juvenile stuff.
(046) Met a famous person? Not that I can think of.
(047) Been on radio/TV? Haha, background of a news story as a kid. I was ecstatic about it at the time.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? No way, I'm way too chickenshit!
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Nope. Screw nerves.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? AHAHA, my first time, I caught the guy checking his watch! AHAHAHA! I DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE PEOPLE!
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? Recurring dreams, yeah, I used to a lot. I dont think I do anymore though. None that I can recall.
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand - None? Sorry. Rockports, I guess?
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Doesn't matter too much. Sometimes I have to wear formal office attire, not often though.
(054) Wear hats? Never in my life have I been a hat person, but I haven't taken the toque I'm wearing right now off except to shower. Don't know why. It's ugly.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Yeah. People in Tommy Hilfiger shirts get judgement.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? If I need to feel pretty...
(057) Favorite place to shop: A grocery store, I guess. I don't care much for shopping.
(058) Favorite article of clothing: Ratty green overshirt.
(059) Are you trendy: Oh yeah, underwear outside my clothing. Just wait 'til this shit catches on.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: Seems mathematically likely.
(061) Miracles? I don't think there is room for 'em in the modern age.
(062) Astrology? Haha, absolutely not.
(063) Magic? Nah. Kinda wish I could.
(064) God? Eh... Maybe in some dumb abstract sense. Colour me agnostic.
(065) Satan? No, but he seems like an okay kind a' guy.
(066) Santa? No, when he didn't give me anything after moving out I caught on.
(067) Ghosts? Haha, yeah, damn. OTHER THEN THAT I'M PRETTY RATIONAL, HONEST!
(068) Luck? Yeah, I live a pretty charmed life myself.
(069) Love at first sight? Lust at first sight, you mean.
(070) Yin and Yang? No, but I like the idea.
(071) Witches? Yeah, and if they are heavier then a duck you gotta burn 'em.
(072) Easter bunny? Fuck... Are you kidding? What kind of twit would I hafta be.
(073) Fidelity? Haha, I think if you commit yourself, yes, you'd better have some degree of it.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? ...
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? No? Though I guess I'm really the type that should. It can be tough being surrounded by people who all want love, when I prefer to be alone.
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yeah.
(077) Still love him/her? Uh. Haha, now I'm uncomfortable.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? I just don't consider love.
(079) What do you find romantic? Sex.
(080) Turn-on: Love handles. Personality doesn't matter anymore, I guess. It's never serious.
(081) Turn-off: Not much. People who are too much like me, in any sense.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Oops... shit, hahaha, well... This whole sections unfair! I sound like a sperm dumpster.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Thought it was. Where do you live?
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Stupid question. The things that attract me are very attractive in my eyes.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Uh, not really, but I've had a few offers. I think it's my charming personality that wins them over.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? The greatest gift of all. The gift... of friendship.
(087) Are you in love? I don't... Really believe in it. Sorry, call me cynical. I don't understand why two people would want to spend their lives together. That might just be my life talkin', but MAYBE YOU'RE ALL FOOLING YOURSELVES!
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at? Myself :)
(089) That laughed at you? Haha, well... ditto I guess.
(090) That turned you on? Some guy waiting for a train. Had that 'nobody could ever find me attractive' hangdog look. I dig guys who don't think they're hot.
(091) You went shopping with? My oldest brother.
(092) To disappoint you? Answering this would just highlight my jackassishness. More so.
(093) To ask you out? ... Christ, on a real date. Amanda back in College. Holy shit. I really am a man whore.
(094) To make you cry? Haha, artDecade's dumb comic.
(095) To brighten up your day? Someone who made me feel genuinely happy? Actually, I guess Brokenwing really brightened my mood yesterday.
(096) That you thought about? Brokenwing, since he was the answer to the previous question. That's kinda dumb.
(097) You saw a movie with? Chris n' Claire. Jet Li's Fearless. Kung Fu fluff, God, I could bath in it.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Claire, before the movie.
(099) You talked to through IM? TFC.
(100) You saw? Technically, myself due to mirrors in the bathroom?
(101) You turned down? TFC.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? Probably once or twice while writing this.
(105) Laughed? Ditto. Sorry, these answers aren't very creative.
(106) Cried? A little after that comic was posted. Haven't since then. Not 'cause I find it emasculating, I just don't do it much.
(107) Bought something? Can't recall... uhm. I guess a day ago? A 12 pack of coke, and a bag of broccoli. These are my eating habits.
(108) Danced? Uh... long time ago. I should do it more.
(109) Were sarcastic? Who can keep track?
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Last... uh... Wednesday. Tongue kissing shit. It was BAD.
(111) Talked to an enemy? Haha, an enemy? HAHA, do people actually have those these days? I need to get me one, someone flame me quick.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? I've misplaced Kill Bill Vol. 2, and there's not much reason watching Vol. 1 without it, so... awhile I guess ;P
(113) Talked on the phone? A day ago, I guess. I don't like talking on the phone. It makes me nervous. Person to person communication PLEASE.
(114) Listened to the radio? Doin' it right now! "We decided that we would have a soda... my favourite flavour, cherry red. I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy... yeah, and he said one word to me and that was this-"
(115) Watched TV? About 4 hours ago. Some documentary about Sierra Leone and child labour in dolomite mines. Good stuff.
(116) Went out? About 3 hours ago, just for a little walk. Walking around at one in the morning, best way to see people at their most interesting.
(117) Helped someone? I bought coffee for some homeless guy two days ago... but it was just cause a' my mood. I don't think I'm naturally charitable ;P
(118) Sang? Doin' it right now! And even though I'm an awful singer, I sing OUT LOUD all the time!
(119) Said "I love you"? This meme is the biggest fucking guilt trip ever for me. God, I don't know. Talking to my mom on the phone awhile back, she probably refused to hang up until I did.
(120) Got drunk? Monday, after the movie.
There, now ya all know the Beav a little better. I can just feel the unwatches coming.
(001) Your gender: All man.
(002) Sexual orientation: Gay like springtime.
(003) Single? Yup. Personal history + Family life indicates this is for the best.
(004) Do you want to be? Nah, I wanna find TRUE LOVE.
(005) Your birthday: 21st of Novembre, '83
(006) Age you wish you were: Hmm. 21 one more time.
(007) Your height: Passport says 170 cm. That's a fucking lie.
(008) The color of your eyes: Green with creepy yellow crap.
(009) The color of your hair: An exciting shade of brown.
(010) Piercings: None, the body is a temple.
(011) Tattoos: I'd spend every day looking at it and wondering what my regular skin looks like underneath. I'm lame like that.
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? No. My whole family did, so I didn't to be a rebel. Love the smell though. Exhale on me PLEASE.
(013) Do drugs? Social pot head!
(014) Read the newspaper? Yeah, if one is available.
(015) Pray? ... Hum. I don't know. I guess I still do once in awhile, but I don't really believe anyone's listening. Maybe I'm trying to be ironic?
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? Haha, always. This dumb fandom has me addicted to chat.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Yeah, very often. I like being wet.
(018) Drive? Never bothered. Due to country hopping and lethargy.
(019) Like to drive fast? Well... I guess, if I did I would.
(020) Hurt yourself? Intentionally and physically? No, that'd be dumb.
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? Yup.
(022) Been in love? Uh... Well, I guess in the necessary biological way with family. Younger and more naive, yeah, I'd have got on board with that.
(023) Done drugs? Already asked this one.
(024) Gone skinny dipping? Haha, no, could probably count the times I've gone swimming on fingers and toes.
(025) Had any type of surgery? Ehh, no, got some work done on my jaw as a kid, but that was more dental... surgery. I don't think that counts.
(026) Ran away from home? Oh, I was gonna say no, but I once made my way to the greyhound station with that intent. Of course, I pussied out ; )
(027) Played strip poker? No, but it's on my to do list.
(028) Gotten beaten up? Yeah, my older brother thrashed me good a few times.
(029) Been picked on? Only in Jr. High. Otherwise, I did the picking... Don't know how proud I am of that.
(030) Been on stage? Haha, yeah, school plays out the ass.
(031) Slept outdoors? Used to camp in the backyard as a kid with my sibs and old man. Never liked it.
(032) Thought about suicide? Only in the teenage Suicide Club sense. Never as an actual solution.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? College was nothin' but.
(034) If yes, what is your record? Haha, we had a contest to see if you'd really go crazy after 72 hours. I think I was around 60 when I just crashed.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Never.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Yeah, often after parties.
(037) Slept all day? Everyday.
(038) Killed someone? Not directly, no. Probably not indirectly either. Who can say.
(039) Made out with a stranger? Yuppers. I don't buy into that love stuff that much, so I'm free to whore it up.
(041) Had sex with a stranger? Copy and paste last answer.
(042) Kissed the same sex? Eh, only crappy tongue wrestling. Never anything Hollywood romance.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Gimme' a break...
(044) Been betrayed? Yeah, of course. People can be shits, no biggie.
(045) Broken the law? Yeah, just juvenile stuff.
(046) Met a famous person? Not that I can think of.
(047) Been on radio/TV? Haha, background of a news story as a kid. I was ecstatic about it at the time.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? No way, I'm way too chickenshit!
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Nope. Screw nerves.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? AHAHA, my first time, I caught the guy checking his watch! AHAHAHA! I DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE PEOPLE!
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? Recurring dreams, yeah, I used to a lot. I dont think I do anymore though. None that I can recall.
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand - None? Sorry. Rockports, I guess?
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Doesn't matter too much. Sometimes I have to wear formal office attire, not often though.
(054) Wear hats? Never in my life have I been a hat person, but I haven't taken the toque I'm wearing right now off except to shower. Don't know why. It's ugly.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Yeah. People in Tommy Hilfiger shirts get judgement.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? If I need to feel pretty...
(057) Favorite place to shop: A grocery store, I guess. I don't care much for shopping.
(058) Favorite article of clothing: Ratty green overshirt.
(059) Are you trendy: Oh yeah, underwear outside my clothing. Just wait 'til this shit catches on.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: Seems mathematically likely.
(061) Miracles? I don't think there is room for 'em in the modern age.
(062) Astrology? Haha, absolutely not.
(063) Magic? Nah. Kinda wish I could.
(064) God? Eh... Maybe in some dumb abstract sense. Colour me agnostic.
(065) Satan? No, but he seems like an okay kind a' guy.
(066) Santa? No, when he didn't give me anything after moving out I caught on.
(067) Ghosts? Haha, yeah, damn. OTHER THEN THAT I'M PRETTY RATIONAL, HONEST!
(068) Luck? Yeah, I live a pretty charmed life myself.
(069) Love at first sight? Lust at first sight, you mean.
(070) Yin and Yang? No, but I like the idea.
(071) Witches? Yeah, and if they are heavier then a duck you gotta burn 'em.
(072) Easter bunny? Fuck... Are you kidding? What kind of twit would I hafta be.
(073) Fidelity? Haha, I think if you commit yourself, yes, you'd better have some degree of it.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? ...
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? No? Though I guess I'm really the type that should. It can be tough being surrounded by people who all want love, when I prefer to be alone.
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yeah.
(077) Still love him/her? Uh. Haha, now I'm uncomfortable.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? I just don't consider love.
(079) What do you find romantic? Sex.
(080) Turn-on: Love handles. Personality doesn't matter anymore, I guess. It's never serious.
(081) Turn-off: Not much. People who are too much like me, in any sense.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Oops... shit, hahaha, well... This whole sections unfair! I sound like a sperm dumpster.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Thought it was. Where do you live?
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Stupid question. The things that attract me are very attractive in my eyes.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Uh, not really, but I've had a few offers. I think it's my charming personality that wins them over.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? The greatest gift of all. The gift... of friendship.
(087) Are you in love? I don't... Really believe in it. Sorry, call me cynical. I don't understand why two people would want to spend their lives together. That might just be my life talkin', but MAYBE YOU'RE ALL FOOLING YOURSELVES!
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at? Myself :)
(089) That laughed at you? Haha, well... ditto I guess.
(090) That turned you on? Some guy waiting for a train. Had that 'nobody could ever find me attractive' hangdog look. I dig guys who don't think they're hot.
(091) You went shopping with? My oldest brother.
(092) To disappoint you? Answering this would just highlight my jackassishness. More so.
(093) To ask you out? ... Christ, on a real date. Amanda back in College. Holy shit. I really am a man whore.
(094) To make you cry? Haha, artDecade's dumb comic.
(095) To brighten up your day? Someone who made me feel genuinely happy? Actually, I guess Brokenwing really brightened my mood yesterday.
(096) That you thought about? Brokenwing, since he was the answer to the previous question. That's kinda dumb.
(097) You saw a movie with? Chris n' Claire. Jet Li's Fearless. Kung Fu fluff, God, I could bath in it.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Claire, before the movie.
(099) You talked to through IM? TFC.
(100) You saw? Technically, myself due to mirrors in the bathroom?
(101) You turned down? TFC.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? Probably once or twice while writing this.
(105) Laughed? Ditto. Sorry, these answers aren't very creative.
(106) Cried? A little after that comic was posted. Haven't since then. Not 'cause I find it emasculating, I just don't do it much.
(107) Bought something? Can't recall... uhm. I guess a day ago? A 12 pack of coke, and a bag of broccoli. These are my eating habits.
(108) Danced? Uh... long time ago. I should do it more.
(109) Were sarcastic? Who can keep track?
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Last... uh... Wednesday. Tongue kissing shit. It was BAD.
(111) Talked to an enemy? Haha, an enemy? HAHA, do people actually have those these days? I need to get me one, someone flame me quick.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? I've misplaced Kill Bill Vol. 2, and there's not much reason watching Vol. 1 without it, so... awhile I guess ;P
(113) Talked on the phone? A day ago, I guess. I don't like talking on the phone. It makes me nervous. Person to person communication PLEASE.
(114) Listened to the radio? Doin' it right now! "We decided that we would have a soda... my favourite flavour, cherry red. I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy... yeah, and he said one word to me and that was this-"
(115) Watched TV? About 4 hours ago. Some documentary about Sierra Leone and child labour in dolomite mines. Good stuff.
(116) Went out? About 3 hours ago, just for a little walk. Walking around at one in the morning, best way to see people at their most interesting.
(117) Helped someone? I bought coffee for some homeless guy two days ago... but it was just cause a' my mood. I don't think I'm naturally charitable ;P
(118) Sang? Doin' it right now! And even though I'm an awful singer, I sing OUT LOUD all the time!
(119) Said "I love you"? This meme is the biggest fucking guilt trip ever for me. God, I don't know. Talking to my mom on the phone awhile back, she probably refused to hang up until I did.
(120) Got drunk? Monday, after the movie.
There, now ya all know the Beav a little better. I can just feel the unwatches coming.
hmmm... anyhow, I'd love to see your face the day you find someone to keep
(017) Take walks in the rain? Yeah, very often. I like being wet.
Innuendo, FTW. Or maybe I just have a dirty mind today.
Centimeters? You don't happen to be Canadian or is that just just strictly for the passport (haven't had a passport in years)?
Oh and *hits you with a pillow* don't be silly. Why would we -watch? Because we find you boring? Silly boy. :P
Oh yeah, I didn't pick Beaver for a spiritual connection, believe me. It's my CANUCK PATRIOTISM, eh!
Lastly though, I gotta refute your first comment Dopple! The fact that they don't view themselves as attractive is a turn-on, so I AM judging them by their looks! Or lack thereof.
And thank you for picking tranquil over boring, it's a much preferred adjective ;)
Actually I was in Toronto not one month ago. You people have a beautiful land I must say. And the rumors about Canadians being nice and hospitalable? ... Well okay so that was half true. :P
Nothing wrong with liking beauty and being superficial. I guess that's the whole animal instinct in us. The animal (human beings) look for possible mates this way. It's the way we look for the best traits that we would be passing on to our young. Course for a gay man? I guess that theory doesn't work. :P
If you were a character in a book, this would mean you're a pure person who either has been or is slowly being tainted by something evil. So I guess there's a reason it's creepy, no?
Oh, I thought 93 was the funniest, "who was the last person to ask you out" "oh, that would be Christ, and it was on a real date!" For the longest time I couldn't get the mental image of Jesus casually walking over to your beaver avatar and going "So....do you come here often?". : )
Well, twenty two is peak for some. I see it as eight years left 'til thirty. Fingers crossed I'll eventually be a cool middle aged guy though ;)