It just cost me my pride... well not really

a cop pulled me over for speeding, 50 in a 35mph zone.
before he got out and went to my car, I poured some water from my water bottle in my lap and then hid the bottle. He walks over to me, starts to ask me if I knew how fast I was going and then realizes I "wet my pants" I was acting all trembly and stuff and said that I was rushing to get to my house b/c I needed to piss real bad, and I didn't want to pee in public. He looked like he was embarrassed and let me go on my way. Of course I went the speed limit, since I didn't have to "pee" anymore. XD