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Andy Wernikoff: The Morbidly Obese Otter
12 years ago
Response to this journal, in case it is deleted; http://puu.sh/1GXHa
Hey.
First off all, if Andy gets to be a fucking hypocrite then so do I. (i.e. I'm writing this blog because
1.) I am pissed.
2.) No one fucking blocks me in the middle of me responding to them. Fuck. You.)
So you might be thinking; "Who the fuck is Andy Werkinoff?"
And my response: "You lucky son of a bitch!"
No but really...
You lucky son of a bitch!
Okay. So.
A journal was posted about Andy not getting his laptop...
...on time.
That's right folks: he is still getting it!
So, I tell him to shut up and stop bitching to all of us about it.
And then he explains to me how he is allowed to bitch.
And then I go to reply.
And then
http://puu.sh/1GXyc
Oh.
I'm sorry Princess
You can have your little tantrum but I can't call bullshit?
Well aren't we the little adorable hypocrite!
You honestly think I was gonna let you get away with that?
So, Andy.
What does this lead me to believe?
Well.
You're a mound of bile and puss, masquerading as a human being. You're an attention whoring piece of smegma-encrusted lint. You believe the world revolves around you, and we all have to hear about it. And since you feel so strongly that way, I honestly don't blame you. If I was planet earth, I'd fucking orbit around your mass too.
So, on that note.
Feel free to unblock me now!
(I apologize to any Princesses, bile, puss, attention whores or lint that were insulted by the unfair comparison in this journal.)