A robot.

I AM A ROBOT
I AM HERE TO TAKE AMERICAN JOBS. BEEP. BOOP.

Russian Toothfairy has come for ALL YOUR TEETH! >:D

EVERYONE
FRIENDSHIP IS SHTOOPID MAGIC

LOLWUT

I'M SCARED.
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
You're... SEXY AND I KNOW IT!! >:D

What trickery is this to Ninetales?

I LIKE YOUR HAT
BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM
OR HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

Okay, stay calm! I'm sure you've seen random species changes before! We all have! Just think carefully!

Have you eaten or drunk anything interesting recently? Worn any weird clothing or jewelery? Wandered into any cursed or haunted areas? Has anything bitten you? Have you touched any mysterious goop? Been a part of a strange science experiment?

The sooner we determine the cause, the sooner we can get to the bottom of this!

*Pokerface*
Um... Well, I've been this way since I started being a furry... I was just struck by the similarity between the chaotinine and the wolf/dolphin hybrid...
Though I have experienced species changes before! (And it would be fun to see it happen again... But I'd like for it to surprise me. :3)

*pokes your chest*
Hmmmm you seem as fluffy as ever >:3
*take my housecat and put its lazy ass on your head*
Say does that affect something?

Well, no, not really.
*I take off the cat hat and hold its floppy body in my arms* This cat reminds me of mine.

*hugs*
Then I dont mind whatever you are ^w^
*looks at the cat*
Your cat is also magical? OwO

No, my cat's just lazy.
She isn't magical. ...As far as I know...

Suddenly she is a Catecdemonand over 100 years old and just disinterested in humans but still loves you x3

XD
That would fit her personality

*pounce you*

Mrowr ^w^

uhh.. uhh.. you are what you eat??

DO I LOOK LIKE SOME HYBRID-EATING VORE FUR TO YOU?
Look. I'll draw you guys a picture to show y'all what I mean.

ok: D

*holds up a mirror* You are you. That's all that matters