Random Rap Battle
13 years ago
This is actually the SECOND time this has happened recently on twitter. I did not save the first for posterity. First was with some strange otter. This one was with
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Nightflurry:
Hey there bunny, called Vix: What a surprise. You lookin' for Trix? Ain't seen him with these eyes. Go back to your hole in the ground, cause this raccoon is takin' over your town.
Vix:
Hey Nightflurry, I think you're in a hurry to get smash out yo rhymes with some derpy coony crimes. Betta watch yo self before I take yo health. Somebunny's gonna come out and bash you out “Bang Bang”
Nightflurry:
You wanna bang bang but you say you're asexual. You wanna rhyme with a raccoon intellectual. You can't win when you're in such a hurry. You can't cope with the dope of this wicked Nightflurry
Vix:
You smoke so much dope yo brain just-a broke. It's affectin yo rhymes like that black 'round yo eyes. Get that checked before you get ass-wrecked. 'Cause bunnies don't play nice, just take my advice
Nightflurry:
What about ass-wrecking, my friend? Looks like someone wrecked their ass on your head. You're too slow to keep up with my rhymes. Just face it, bunny, you blow.
Vix:
I ain't slow, that's gotta go. You're just trippin' balls from those trashcan falls. I was gonna stop but then this bunny dropped. *drops mic* Bunny Out. ;)
Nightflurry:
I see that you're out but I'll raise you one more. Your puny bunny ass better stay on the floor! This battle left you in stitches. I be trippin balls? Balls be Trippin Vix's.

Nightflurry:
Hey there bunny, called Vix: What a surprise. You lookin' for Trix? Ain't seen him with these eyes. Go back to your hole in the ground, cause this raccoon is takin' over your town.
Vix:
Hey Nightflurry, I think you're in a hurry to get smash out yo rhymes with some derpy coony crimes. Betta watch yo self before I take yo health. Somebunny's gonna come out and bash you out “Bang Bang”
Nightflurry:
You wanna bang bang but you say you're asexual. You wanna rhyme with a raccoon intellectual. You can't win when you're in such a hurry. You can't cope with the dope of this wicked Nightflurry
Vix:
You smoke so much dope yo brain just-a broke. It's affectin yo rhymes like that black 'round yo eyes. Get that checked before you get ass-wrecked. 'Cause bunnies don't play nice, just take my advice
Nightflurry:
What about ass-wrecking, my friend? Looks like someone wrecked their ass on your head. You're too slow to keep up with my rhymes. Just face it, bunny, you blow.
Vix:
I ain't slow, that's gotta go. You're just trippin' balls from those trashcan falls. I was gonna stop but then this bunny dropped. *drops mic* Bunny Out. ;)
Nightflurry:
I see that you're out but I'll raise you one more. Your puny bunny ass better stay on the floor! This battle left you in stitches. I be trippin balls? Balls be Trippin Vix's.
*Whips out her Vix banner and waves it around* VIX! VIX! VIX! VIX!