This person added me a couple of days ago. At the same time he added my friend . Neither of us know him at all, he apparently doesn't have an account here, and his Steam profile lists him as this:

Fursona

Name: Skyler
Age:18
Sex:Male
Features: Long purple hair. Medium neko ears. Golden brown eyes. Long slim neko tail. white robe covering his whole body.
Likes: Friendly and Dominant Furrys.
Dislikes: Annoying people.
Orientation: Pansexual.

Might die soon just a feeling

So yeah, I was a little wary. But I added him anyhow, didn't want to be unfriendly. What follows is either a ridiculous and hilarious trolling attempt, or a true example of the weird people that crawl the depths of the internet. Enjoy.


Skyler: bee
Bee: Hullo c:
Skyler: :)
Skyler: hi
Bee: what's up?
Skyler: v.v
Bee: ??
Skyler: i cant play...skyrim
Skyler: v.v
Skyler: they keep telling me wait 3 months till i can afford the parts....but i wanna play now
Bee: that sucks :(

That was last night. Today:

Skyler: io.o
Skyler: ..
Bee: sup o.o
Skyler: .....your not a girl
Skyler: are you?
Bee: um, yes, I am.
Bee: why?
Skyler: well then
Bee: ?????
Skyler: :(
Skyler: its horrible
Bee: did you add me looking for RP or something?
Skyler: ;(
Skyler: no
Skyler: no
Bee: uh, what?
Skyler: i....my
Skyler: i...
Skyler: it
Skyler: ;(
Skyler: i...cant wait any longer
Skyler: :(
Bee: I'm so confused. What's wrong with me being a girl? why are you sad? I don't understand.
Skyler: nothing is wrong with you
Skyler: ;(
Skyler: i.....computer
Skyler: ....i......they...
Skyler: ;(
Bee: OMG WTF.
Bee: just say what's upsetting you xD I don't even know you, stop being so dramatic.
Skyler: ok
Skyler: I'm buying a computer....and everyone keeps saying to wait and get parts in 3 months...for a powerful gaming one...but... i want one now... i bought 100$ worth of games and now i cant even afford it
Skyler: what do i do... i have 600....-725 if i sell my laptop..
Bee: uh
Bee: sell plasma and donate a kidney?
Bee: idfk
Bee: get a job?
Skyler: ....
Skyler: tell me now
Skyler: >.>
Skyler: TELL ME
Bee: tell you what?
Skyler sighs and hugs you
Bee: ???????
Skyler: my name is skyler
Skyler: and im a fem boy
Bee: congratulations?
Bee: My name is Bee, I'm a femgirl
Skyler hugs you and cuddles
Skyler cries on your shoulder
Bee gently disengages you from her shoulder and backs away a few feet :I
Bee: I have a boyfriend/pet and I'm not really interested in any of the touchy feely stuff, thanks...
Skyler: im depressed!
Skyler: AND YOU SAY THAT!
Skyler: ;(
Bee: Should your depression keep me from being truthful and expressing my boundaries? o.o
Skyler: >.>
Skyler: just say i have a boyfriend....besides YOU CAN CUDDLE A FRIEND
Skyler: GOD
Skyler: ;(
Skyler: i dont believe you one bit
Skyler: i know mind gamers when i see them
Skyler: your tricks wont work on me
Bee: uhh
Bee: what?
Skyler: :P
Bee: do you have a FurAffinity account? Do I know you from there? Because i'm pretty sure we haven't met before you adding me yesterday O_o
Skyler: no
Bee: where'd you get my steam ID?
Skyler: kacie
Skyler: foxie~
Bee: Why?
Skyler: i....
Skyler: i....
Skyler holds you
Bee wiggles away again.
Bee: I'm really hoping this is just a bad trolling attempt
Skyler: its not
Skyler: im depressed as fuck
Bee: Why add a random furry to steam and attempt to immediately emote at them out of depression? that doesn't make any sense.
Bee: I'm all for hearing why you're depressed and giving you advice, but I'm not here to give anyone asspats or do any of that murry purry bullshit.
Skyler: ok
Skyler: i have the money to buy a new computer. but friends keep telling me to wait 3 months till my birthday when i can build a great computer. but I am very impatient and i bought skyrim and fallout but cant play them on my laptop and don't know what to do
Skyler: to the point im depressed
Bee: That's a really stupid reason to be depressed.
Skyler: what..
Bee: There are people out there with life threatening diseases, people without homes, let alone computers or video games, people who go days without eating and who have to sleep on abandoned streets, people who just lost their loved ones and have to face the rest of their lives alone, people who have families to support and know they're going to die before their oldest child turns ten.
Bee: And you're sad because you can't afford the fanciest possible computer and claiming that it's "depression".
Bee: As someone who's had clinical depression in the past, that's laughable and pathetic.
Skyler: calling someone who has cancer laughable and pathetic is just wrong
Skyler: why do you fucking think im doing this... i dont have long to live
Bee: lmfao, bullshit
Skyler is now Offline.

Welp, guess that's that!