Are you like me
And when you get a new keyboard
The first thing you do is boot up notepad and just start ;kis'rnjgzlojnhgnz;jnr;gzljsnrgjlszn;gzkjrnlgznjsrgnslk.zrgnslkzhgbzsljkhrgblzljshrgb zsrbhg s.kzhrbg.hsbrg.zhsbrg.skzhbglsjhnbz.kj

I like to type, as if making love to a beautiful... creature of the usual sort. Caress her, stroke her, let her know just how beautiful she is... and then pound out the paragraphs with sweet, spontaneous energy~

The keys are so smooth, when you have a fresh keyboard...

I like my keyboard. It goes *click*click*click*click*click* Mechanical keyboards are awesome! :D ;>

Alas! I must confess a love of keyboards smooth and slick. I love the gentle rhythms of a keyboard easy to move to action; a creature always sensitive and delicate~

I s'pose a sleek scalie critter would like it smooth. ;>

*Puts on some Barry White for you two*

Sounds like quite a threesome; kobold, lizard and keyboard!

And all of a sudden this was running through my head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Fkuq5Lf0Q