Let's make up our own RP with Pogoroo.

Pogoroo: I'm dead.
Brooker: Whoa! Really?
P: Yeah, I got hit by a drunk driver.
B: I bet that hurt?
P: Yeah, it did, it killed me.
B: So, how are you?
P: Could be better.
B: How so?
P: I'm dead, dumbass.
B: Could've fooled me.
P: No, seriously.
B: Well if you're dead, how are you typing?
P: Well this isn't me, it's Nicolas Cage.
B: What?
P: Ghost-Rider.
B: That fake account that's under the same IP address?
P: No, this is he.
B: Well I'm really Dragoncomedian, but at least I have the balls to admit it.
P: I'm dead, seriously!
B: And I'm the real Charlie Brooker!
P: You mean you're not?!
B: How far did you have to crawl from under that rock?
P: Which rock?
B: The one they're going to bury your non-existant corpse back under.

Isn't this fun?