well that is very true though serious I need to catch up on my dental care just haven't had the time and Im not looking forwards to being a 25 year old with braces
they dont T_T we've looked into it I need enough correction that braces are the only thing to fix it so I'm just looking for the best prices plus my wisdom teeth are still slowly coming in and I need them removed desperately it causes so much pain
well regardless that my mouth is kinda infested with problems, i guess i am fortunate that my wisdom teeth arent trouble. they said i have room for them
A man named Joe went to visit Doctor Olsen at the hospital and explained about his condition.
"Doc, you're my last hope," said Joe. "I've been suffering from severe headaches for years, but nobody can find anything wrong with me. The MRIs, the X-rays, all the scans show nothing. But these headaches are almost more than I can stand."
After the doctor examined him for herself, she said, "Joe, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I can cure your headaches. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The bad news is the only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... you'd be a size 40 regular."
Joe was surprised. "That's right! How did you know that without measuring me?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the salesman laughed.
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see...34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck."
Again, Joe was surprised. "That's right. How did you know that?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the salesman laughed again.
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "What do you say we look at a new pair of shoes?"
Joe answered, "Gee, I'm on a roll. Why not?"
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E."
Joe was astonished. "That's right! How did you know that?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" They both laugh together.
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly.
While Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "You're probably gonna want some new underwear, aren't you?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure, why not?"
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe pointed at the salesman and exclaimed, "Ah ha! No! You finally got one wrong. I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "No, sir, you couldn't possibly wear a size 32. A size 32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
A man named Joe went to visit Doctor Olsen at the hospital and explained about his condition.
"Doc, you're my last hope," said Joe. "I've been suffering from severe headaches for years, but nobody can find anything wrong with me. The MRIs, the X-rays, all the scans show nothing. But these headaches are almost more than I can stand."
After the doctor examined him for herself, she said, "Joe, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I can cure your headaches. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The bad news is the only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... you'd be a size 40 regular."
Joe was surprised. "That's right! How did you know that without measuring me?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the salesman laughed.
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see...34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck."
Again, Joe was surprised. "That's right. How did you know that?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the salesman laughed again.
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "What do you say we look at a new pair of shoes?"
Joe answered, "Gee, I'm on a roll. Why not?"
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E."
Joe was astonished. "That's right! How did you know that?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" They both laugh together.
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly.
While Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "You're probably gonna want some new underwear, aren't you?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure, why not?"
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe pointed at the salesman and exclaimed, "Ah ha! No! You finally got one wrong. I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "No, sir, you couldn't possibly wear a size 32. A size 32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
Then Joe fainted.