Why my tit is bruised.?
13 years ago
General
I was in bed with my dog making strange noises. Then i noticed my dog was starging at me. I told her "thats my super sexy noises!" And she whined then bit my poor chest. :( My dogs abusive. :(
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How about my cat? We found him in the drain! :D
His name is Katie... >.>
We thought that his balls were just a deformation, cause we could see no Pee-Pee. We were stupid...
And we still call him Katie!
He goes out alot, get's beat up, comes home with new wounds.
Then you go straight to your half full food bowl and cry until I feed you?
You, a wolf, acting like a cat...
Woof.
I wan't you to remove my neck organs.