Truly the new DmC is a masterpiece
13 years ago
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So, The reviews are out and I gues sit really is the best game in the series! I mean surely the reviews must--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft7hlHjZw0c
Oh.
http://www.metacritic.com/game/play.....-devil-may-cry
Oh dear.
Oh well. When the game is in the Wal-mart Bargain bin ina few months everyone who critized the game can all look back on this and laugh.
I'll post the worst games of 2012 thing this weekend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft7hlHjZw0c
Oh.
http://www.metacritic.com/game/play.....-devil-may-cry
Oh dear.
Oh well. When the game is in the Wal-mart Bargain bin ina few months everyone who critized the game can all look back on this and laugh.
I'll post the worst games of 2012 thing this weekend.
FA+

"As god is my witness, this game's the height of perfection. Instead of a once ugly duckling Dante with old white grandpa hair, we now have a beautiful brunette swan. Thanks to Capcom for truly reaching the pinnacle of utter perfection with this absolute masterpiece of a game. I've already taken my copies of DMC, DMC2, DMC3, and DMC4, put them in the trash, and now DmC, Ninja Theory's stupendous reboot, sits upon the gaming throne in this hardcore gamer's domain"
Can't tell if trolling or REALLY fucking dumb. XD
I don't think this game deserves hate. It deserves mockery. A striped down wannabe comes in claiming to be the next Devil May Cry with a protagonist who acts like a teenager who never got disciplined.
We shouldn't be angry with it. We should point and laugh at it's hackneyed plot, it's painful attempts at "Maturity".
The only throne this game deserves to sit next to is OTher M's "Games that ruined perfectly good franchises by trying something remarkably stupid."
And yeah, excellent way of putting it, this is the Other M of DMC, basically. Other M was so bad and did so poorly, even in Japan, that Nintendo has actually started thinking twice about doing any more Metroid games. I think DmC will have the same effect on DMC, unless Hideki Kamiya succeeds in buying Platinum the rights to a proper DMC5.
Wow...you know it's bad when the creator of the series want buy back his own creation.
I hope he does. first thing Devil May Cry 5 should do have Dante or Nero trash a English punk clothing store.
Hell if I get my DMC/Bayoentta crossover that'd be boss.
Good job, Tameem, you've ruined both DMC AND the clothing of choice of an entire music subculture. :V