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Django Unchained review.
13 years ago
General
Holy shit.
Okay, got that outta my system. Let's get on with the review.
I just came back from seing this movie in the theatre and I'm gonna avoid spoilers as much as I can, so I'll keep it brief.
One. Christoph Waltz's character "King Schultz" has got to be among the top 10 coolest characters ever portrayed in movies, if in fact not the top 5. I'd watch this movie again solely to see him.
Two. This had got to be the goriest, or at least *bloodiest*, western I have ever seen. I'm serious. At one point in the movie (those of you who have seen it no doubt know which one I'm talking about... actually, come to think about it, you probably don't... that right there should tell you something), I found myself thinking "...Not even the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies were this bloody".
Three. Jamie Foxx plays one of the best Badass Motherfuckers (Yes, that is an actual character description. Look it up.) I've ever seen. Still, DAMN!
Four. This is a LONG-ass movie. Almost three hours. If you have small bladders, consider yourselves warned.
Five. Damn Quentin Tarantino got fat.
Six. Holy shit. This movie singlehandedly made me utter that phrase more times than any flick I can remember in my whole life. And I've seen some shit.
In summary. Go see this movie. You will laugh your asses off. Guaranteed.
Okay, got that outta my system. Let's get on with the review.
I just came back from seing this movie in the theatre and I'm gonna avoid spoilers as much as I can, so I'll keep it brief.
One. Christoph Waltz's character "King Schultz" has got to be among the top 10 coolest characters ever portrayed in movies, if in fact not the top 5. I'd watch this movie again solely to see him.
Two. This had got to be the goriest, or at least *bloodiest*, western I have ever seen. I'm serious. At one point in the movie (those of you who have seen it no doubt know which one I'm talking about... actually, come to think about it, you probably don't... that right there should tell you something), I found myself thinking "...Not even the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies were this bloody".
Three. Jamie Foxx plays one of the best Badass Motherfuckers (Yes, that is an actual character description. Look it up.) I've ever seen. Still, DAMN!
Four. This is a LONG-ass movie. Almost three hours. If you have small bladders, consider yourselves warned.
Five. Damn Quentin Tarantino got fat.
Six. Holy shit. This movie singlehandedly made me utter that phrase more times than any flick I can remember in my whole life. And I've seen some shit.
In summary. Go see this movie. You will laugh your asses off. Guaranteed.
In particular...
THAT scene.
And Christoph Waltz is an AMAAAAAAAAAAZING actor. King Schultz was one of the best characters I've ever scene on film, he's maybe just a SMIDGE behind Hans Landa also portrayed by Waltz. The guy's just too damn good =)
Fox is baddddddddddddddd-asssssssssss. Not as bad ass as Sam Jackson (who also played a CHILLING role in Django) in Pulp Fiction, but good enough! =)
The movie's gory as hell, but hey its Tarentino (still not as fat as Kevin Smith lol), and I'm pretty sure Savini was present for (THAT SCENE) as one of the guys by the tree.
Its a laugher, but its also very intense and sobering at times, considering its subject matter and its elements of historic pseudo-realism .
My three friends and I almost fell out of our chairs laughing at that one.
that being said I completely agree with everybody here. It's an amazing movie and Christoph Waltz is an absolute scenestealer every time he appears