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my idiot brother
12 years ago
furry till I die
my brother tried to kill me and the rest of our family yesterday.
let me explain he didn't go on a homicidal rampage or any thing like that he just doesn't know how to operate basic hand tools like a lugnut wrench. so when we bled out the brakes on his truck saturday HE tightened down one of the tires then ,yesterday me my step-brother ,my little brother ,our mom , my step-brothers friend/drug dealer and our brother in law and of course my older brother (his truck.he drove) all piled in to the newly "fixed" truck and proceeded down the highway to go into town. we get halfway and the tire that HE tightened comes flying off and ends up passing the car in front of us meanwhile we're stuck with three wheels and a spare tire thats FLAT!
luckily a cop from marble city was driving by on his way to pick up a prisoner from the county jail he stopped and let us use the jack out of the patrol car and we got the tire back on there. the part where I say he's an idiot comes in when; while we're fixing the truck mom and him are arguing about where to go after we get the tire back on there. she said " there is no way this truck is safe to go driving around town in " to which thomas replied "whats wrong with it?"
at this point I chime in ,shouting "THE FRONT TIRE JUST FLEW OF DIPSH#T!!!"
so yeah my brothers a retarded a-hole ...but he can draw better than many people I know. which is why he wants me to advertise here on FA for his commisions. they start at $40 and he charges extra for backgrounds and extra characters.there my work is done
let me explain he didn't go on a homicidal rampage or any thing like that he just doesn't know how to operate basic hand tools like a lugnut wrench. so when we bled out the brakes on his truck saturday HE tightened down one of the tires then ,yesterday me my step-brother ,my little brother ,our mom , my step-brothers friend/drug dealer and our brother in law and of course my older brother (his truck.he drove) all piled in to the newly "fixed" truck and proceeded down the highway to go into town. we get halfway and the tire that HE tightened comes flying off and ends up passing the car in front of us meanwhile we're stuck with three wheels and a spare tire thats FLAT!
luckily a cop from marble city was driving by on his way to pick up a prisoner from the county jail he stopped and let us use the jack out of the patrol car and we got the tire back on there. the part where I say he's an idiot comes in when; while we're fixing the truck mom and him are arguing about where to go after we get the tire back on there. she said " there is no way this truck is safe to go driving around town in " to which thomas replied "whats wrong with it?"
at this point I chime in ,shouting "THE FRONT TIRE JUST FLEW OF DIPSH#T!!!"
so yeah my brothers a retarded a-hole ...but he can draw better than many people I know. which is why he wants me to advertise here on FA for his commisions. they start at $40 and he charges extra for backgrounds and extra characters.there my work is done
