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PROJECTILE QUESTIONS FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!
13 years ago
SHIT HAPPENED!
WARNING, LARGE AMOUNTS OF SARCASM!
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
- "sweet cream will make a thicker batch. It's the butter fat...."O.o
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
- walls O_O
Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
- reading CompletelyAnonomous's survey....
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
- YOU.....
Without looking, guess what time it is
- day time....
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
- .......11:25
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
- my cat meowing "PET ME YOU IGNORANT SHIT BAG!
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
- last night, to run my nitro plane for the hell of it :D
Did you dream last night?
-no fuckin idea
Do you remember your dreams?
- when I'm able to controle myself in it :I
When did you last laugh?
- ....I never laugh (⌐■_■)...
Do you remember why / at what?
- N/A
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
- some random shit, some more shit, some real shit AND ONE RED WALL!!!!!!
Seen anything weird lately?
- yeah, that other guy in the mirror, fuck he was scary......
What do you think of this quiz?
- it's a fucking quiz now lets move on before I start beating off to your question mark.....
What is the last film you saw?
- The Rundown
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
- RIGHT THE FUCK WHERE I AM NOW!
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
- I would buy out my local hobby store......then find a 1969 mustang Boss 302 :D
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
- that I'm a furry :I
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
- make the car insurance rate for a 16 year old guy a lot smaller
Do you like to dance?
- fuck it, I suck at it
Would you ever consider living abroad?
- only in Alaska, I like Canada too much to go anywhere else :D
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
- no, its just a reular name
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
- I dont have a phone you cunt bagel
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
- Super Mario Bros 2 south park edition :I
Last time you swam in a pool?
- depends what kinda pool you talken boot
Type of music you like most?
- Metal, rock, inspatational stuff like "Dreamtale-The Dawn", freaky shit like Silent hill remixes or stuff from John Murphy
Type of music you dislike most?
- POP AND RAP AND ALL THAT JB, LADY GAGA, BEYONCEY SHIT!!!! ITS ALL SHIT TO ME!!!!
Are you listening to music right now?
- this- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnZwETzAIOU
What color is your bedroom carpet?
- ITS WOOD FLOORING YOU ASS CAKE!
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
- To finish my fucking bathroom downstairs and to put a real heat lamp in there
What was the last thing you bought?
- Fuel for my RC nitro plane
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
- my dirtbike yep, I rode it into the fuckin ground
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
- FUCK YEAH!!! I'D SKYDIVE NOW IF i COULD :D
Do you have a garden?
- It used to be a garden, now it's a race track for my Traxxas Slash :D
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
- no, cause I learned a while ago that the canadian anthem is like 7 minuts long with 12 versus, not just one O_o
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
- Heh heh, let's not talk about that...
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
- fuck famous people, I cound'nt give a half shit for them. However I would'nt mind having lunch with Uncle Kage and 2 :I
Who sent the last text message you received?
- no fuckin idea
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
- closest hobby store
What time is bed time?
- when I'm fuckin tired
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
- FUCK NO! I'M NOT GAY! (no offence to gays)
How many tattoos do you have?
- none
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
- when I was younger
What did you do for your last birthday?
- dont remember :(
Do you carry a donor card?
- the fuck is that?
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
- my cat Mr.FLuff :I
Is the glass half empty or half full?
- I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHETHER ITS HALF FULL OR EMPTY!, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT EXACLTY THE FUCK'S IN IT!!!!!!
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
- Cuba
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
- yep, much better than store bought and I dont even like them
Have you ever won a trophy?
- nope, ima fail
Are you a good cook?
- I'm decent yes :)
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
-who doesnt :I
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
- Kennedy and I would ask him "Eh bro, who the fuck shot you?"
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
- thank god no
Do you touch-type?
- umm....what?
What's under your bed?
- well what is the bed under?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
- in sexual terms, yes but not in full relationshit terms
Think fast, what do you like right now?
- my rock hard dick.....*shakes head* NO! I MEAN THIS BAGEL IM EATING!!!!!
Where were you on Valentine's day?
- it hasnt come by yet...
What time do you get up?
- before the bus comes...
What was the name of your first pet?
- dont remember, current pet is Mr.Fluff
Who is the second to last person to call you?
- what kinda fucked down question is that!?!
Is there anything going on this weekend?
- me living, thats whats goin on...
How are you feeling right now?
- tired and bored
What do you think about the most?
- usualy it's about JUST WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING NOW!!!!
What time do you get up in the morning?
- YUO JUST REWORDED THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION FROM EARLIER YOU CUNT ROD!!!!
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
- The'd find out pretty quick without me telling them....
Who would you tell first?
- friends....
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
- fuck cinemas....
Do you sing in the shower?
- nope
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
- JESUS ASS CUNTING PEPSI WAFFLE!!! YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT!!!!!
What do you do most when you are bored?
- I fint other shit to do........including myself
What do you do for a living?
- breathing and typing...
Do you love your job?
- mostly yeah...
What did you want to be when you grew up?
- Heavy equipment operator/mechanic
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
- ^^^its up there^^^
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
- neither can cum.....that question is invalid
How many keys on your key ring?
- 2
Where would you retire to?
- my coffin, if I'm living, I want to be doing shit
What kind of car do you drive?
- 2007 Dodge Dakota
What are your best physical features?
- 'm 6 feet tall and weight less than you....
What are your best characteristics?
- I'm a black'n'blue western canadian tiger who loves RC cars/planes....one hell of a title there :D
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
- HE BIRTHPLACE OF PASTA!!!!! ITALY!!!!!
What kind of books do you like to read?
- Dean Koontz/Stephen King
Where would you want to retire to?
- I WILL BITCH SLAP YOUR CUNT TWAT THREE TIMES IF YOU KEEP REPEATING QUESTIONS!!!!
What is your favorite time of the day?
- when I'm at home or a friends home
Where did you grow up?
- Alberta Canada
How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
- an hour's drive
What are you reading now?
- THIS FUCKIN THING!!!
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
- I'mnot an owl so I'd have to say night tiger :D
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
- WRONG QUESTION, MOVE ALONG!
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
- yep :D, bu tI cant raise the outside corners of them :(
Do you have pets?
- yep
How many rings before you answer the phone?
- depends who it is
What is your best childhood memory?
- lets not go there...I might be filed for sexual harasment.....XD
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
- your mom, yo sister, safety railing instaler......your daughter....
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
- my dick's still hard........................................sorry, no sarcasm here :)
What is most important in life?
-ME LIVING
!! then my friends and family.....
What Inspires You?
- dam good music :D
God, 100 questions
- THIS IS 101 YOU ASS WIPING BITCH FACE!!!!!!!!
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
- "sweet cream will make a thicker batch. It's the butter fat...."O.o
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
- walls O_O
Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
- reading CompletelyAnonomous's survey....
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
- YOU.....
Without looking, guess what time it is
- day time....
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
- .......11:25
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
- my cat meowing "PET ME YOU IGNORANT SHIT BAG!
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
- last night, to run my nitro plane for the hell of it :D
Did you dream last night?
-no fuckin idea
Do you remember your dreams?
- when I'm able to controle myself in it :I
When did you last laugh?
- ....I never laugh (⌐■_■)...
Do you remember why / at what?
- N/A
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
- some random shit, some more shit, some real shit AND ONE RED WALL!!!!!!
Seen anything weird lately?
- yeah, that other guy in the mirror, fuck he was scary......
What do you think of this quiz?
- it's a fucking quiz now lets move on before I start beating off to your question mark.....
What is the last film you saw?
- The Rundown
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
- RIGHT THE FUCK WHERE I AM NOW!
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
- I would buy out my local hobby store......then find a 1969 mustang Boss 302 :D
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
- that I'm a furry :I
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
- make the car insurance rate for a 16 year old guy a lot smaller
Do you like to dance?
- fuck it, I suck at it
Would you ever consider living abroad?
- only in Alaska, I like Canada too much to go anywhere else :D
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
- no, its just a reular name
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
- I dont have a phone you cunt bagel
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
- Super Mario Bros 2 south park edition :I
Last time you swam in a pool?
- depends what kinda pool you talken boot
Type of music you like most?
- Metal, rock, inspatational stuff like "Dreamtale-The Dawn", freaky shit like Silent hill remixes or stuff from John Murphy
Type of music you dislike most?
- POP AND RAP AND ALL THAT JB, LADY GAGA, BEYONCEY SHIT!!!! ITS ALL SHIT TO ME!!!!
Are you listening to music right now?
- this- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnZwETzAIOU
What color is your bedroom carpet?
- ITS WOOD FLOORING YOU ASS CAKE!
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
- To finish my fucking bathroom downstairs and to put a real heat lamp in there
What was the last thing you bought?
- Fuel for my RC nitro plane
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
- my dirtbike yep, I rode it into the fuckin ground
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
- FUCK YEAH!!! I'D SKYDIVE NOW IF i COULD :D
Do you have a garden?
- It used to be a garden, now it's a race track for my Traxxas Slash :D
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
- no, cause I learned a while ago that the canadian anthem is like 7 minuts long with 12 versus, not just one O_o
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
- Heh heh, let's not talk about that...
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
- fuck famous people, I cound'nt give a half shit for them. However I would'nt mind having lunch with Uncle Kage and 2 :I
Who sent the last text message you received?
- no fuckin idea
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
- closest hobby store
What time is bed time?
- when I'm fuckin tired
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
- FUCK NO! I'M NOT GAY! (no offence to gays)
How many tattoos do you have?
- none
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
- when I was younger
What did you do for your last birthday?
- dont remember :(
Do you carry a donor card?
- the fuck is that?
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
- my cat Mr.FLuff :I
Is the glass half empty or half full?
- I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHETHER ITS HALF FULL OR EMPTY!, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT EXACLTY THE FUCK'S IN IT!!!!!!
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
- Cuba
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
- yep, much better than store bought and I dont even like them
Have you ever won a trophy?
- nope, ima fail
Are you a good cook?
- I'm decent yes :)
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
-who doesnt :I
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
- Kennedy and I would ask him "Eh bro, who the fuck shot you?"
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
- thank god no
Do you touch-type?
- umm....what?
What's under your bed?
- well what is the bed under?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
- in sexual terms, yes but not in full relationshit terms
Think fast, what do you like right now?
- my rock hard dick.....*shakes head* NO! I MEAN THIS BAGEL IM EATING!!!!!
Where were you on Valentine's day?
- it hasnt come by yet...
What time do you get up?
- before the bus comes...
What was the name of your first pet?
- dont remember, current pet is Mr.Fluff
Who is the second to last person to call you?
- what kinda fucked down question is that!?!
Is there anything going on this weekend?
- me living, thats whats goin on...
How are you feeling right now?
- tired and bored
What do you think about the most?
- usualy it's about JUST WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING NOW!!!!
What time do you get up in the morning?
- YUO JUST REWORDED THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION FROM EARLIER YOU CUNT ROD!!!!
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
- The'd find out pretty quick without me telling them....
Who would you tell first?
- friends....
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
- fuck cinemas....
Do you sing in the shower?
- nope
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
- JESUS ASS CUNTING PEPSI WAFFLE!!! YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT!!!!!
What do you do most when you are bored?
- I fint other shit to do........including myself
What do you do for a living?
- breathing and typing...
Do you love your job?
- mostly yeah...
What did you want to be when you grew up?
- Heavy equipment operator/mechanic
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
- ^^^its up there^^^
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
- neither can cum.....that question is invalid
How many keys on your key ring?
- 2
Where would you retire to?
- my coffin, if I'm living, I want to be doing shit
What kind of car do you drive?
- 2007 Dodge Dakota
What are your best physical features?
- 'm 6 feet tall and weight less than you....
What are your best characteristics?
- I'm a black'n'blue western canadian tiger who loves RC cars/planes....one hell of a title there :D
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
- HE BIRTHPLACE OF PASTA!!!!! ITALY!!!!!
What kind of books do you like to read?
- Dean Koontz/Stephen King
Where would you want to retire to?
- I WILL BITCH SLAP YOUR CUNT TWAT THREE TIMES IF YOU KEEP REPEATING QUESTIONS!!!!
What is your favorite time of the day?
- when I'm at home or a friends home
Where did you grow up?
- Alberta Canada
How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
- an hour's drive
What are you reading now?
- THIS FUCKIN THING!!!
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
- I'mnot an owl so I'd have to say night tiger :D
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
- WRONG QUESTION, MOVE ALONG!
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
- yep :D, bu tI cant raise the outside corners of them :(
Do you have pets?
- yep
How many rings before you answer the phone?
- depends who it is
What is your best childhood memory?
- lets not go there...I might be filed for sexual harasment.....XD
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
- your mom, yo sister, safety railing instaler......your daughter....
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
- my dick's still hard........................................sorry, no sarcasm here :)
What is most important in life?
-ME LIVING
!! then my friends and family.....
What Inspires You?
- dam good music :D
God, 100 questions
- THIS IS 101 YOU ASS WIPING BITCH FACE!!!!!!!!
Are you a good cook?
- I'm decent yes :)
*AHEM*
CAN YOU MAKE PANCAKES?
OR CAKE?
CUPCAKES AND WAFFLES ARE FINE TOO~
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ;3;