101 tings
13 years ago
General
1. Had sex?
maaaaaaybe..... yeah i did
2. Bought Condoms?
yeah, it wasn't as nerve racking as everyone says it is
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant?
no.... had a couple scares but no i have not and i dont plan to for awhile
4. Failed A Class?
almost but i turned in one essay and that F+ (cause i fail with a positive!) went straight to a B- im such a boss
5. Kissed A Boy?
not like full on. kissed my younger brother cause we where under the mistle toe and i knew it would gross him out. it was just a peck on the cheek calm your tits people.
6. Kissed A Girl?
umm...... yeah i have....
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch?
all the damn time.
8. Had A Job?
two. cashier at jack in the box. and now currently a soldier in the united states army
9. Slipped On Ice?
actually just yesterday
10. Missed The School Bus?
i always walked to school
11. Fucked a girl?
nope. made love yes, but fucked..... not entirely
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet?
no. who do you think i am? some lifeless troll? NO!
13. Sexted?
ahhh the memories
14. Sex In Public?
......i want to say yeah but im not so sure that was public....
15. Played On A Sports Team?
fucking football......
16. Smoked Weed?
na that aint me
17. Smoke Cigarettes?
Ya cigarette. didnt care for it
18. Smoked A Cigar?
took a few puffs.... it wasnt that great either
19. Drank Alcohol?
i sipped a bit of vodka once and ive only been drunk once. that was off of jack and coke. idkwhy i kept drinking when i didnt even like it. guess i just wanted to fit in....
20. Watched porn?
gotta keep my paws busy somehow right?
21. Skipped class?
not on dolphin (if you want me to explain just ask)
22. Gotten Arrested?
no, dont plan on it either
23. Done meth?
ALL THE TIME! no
24. Been To A Wedding?
Yeah..... one i wish i didnt have to but with out it i wouldn't have met the feline of my dreams
25. Fell in love with a bestfriend?
yeah, and she's all mine.
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight.
yes, although i wish the reason was for in person the distance makes me
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight?
yep. almost every weekend now
28. Been Late For Work?
yeah.....
29. Been Late For School?
because of doctors and crap yeah
30. Kissed In The Rain?
no :c wish it happened....
31. Showered With Someone Else?
and casual conversations yes. best conversations in my life. i want more.....
32. Failed your Drivers Test?
haven't even started.
33. Cheated on a ex?
i may be a scoundrel but i ain't no cheata!
34. Been Outside your Home Country?
no....
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours?
i honestly can't remember but i dont think so
36. Had Lice?
no. i watched invader zim.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken?
yeah but not because of a relationship.....
38. Had A Credit Card?
Not yet, i was hopping to get one to build my credit
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game?
a few actually
40. Broken A Bone?
no im made of pure indestructible awesomeness
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian?
Bi i guess.....
42. Won A Trophy?
for soccer when i was like 4.... i was the besttest player :3
43. Cut Myself?
accidentally a few times
44. Had An STD.?
nope and i really dont hope i will. i doubt i will....
45. Got Engaged?
Not yet.....
46. Done ecstasy?
No, drugs are bad m'kay
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show?
No but i was on this local broadcast for my flag football team when i was 12, 13. it was really embarrassing when i watched it....
48. Rode In A Taxi?
yeah i have. its not special
49. Been To Prom?
No. :/ to lame....
50. Played A Drinking Game?
yeah its called drink by yourself cause you have no friends. (thats when i first tried vodka)
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More?
one time i stayed up a whole week with only a few hours of sleep. thanks alot for making me trip the fuck out las vegas
52. Been To A Concert?
sadly no. i would really love to see korn though.
53. Had A Three-Some?
sharing is caring but i dont care about you people. no.
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?
not really..... i thought this one guy was cute but i didnt have a crush on him
55. Been In A Car Accident?
mhm. and im not supposed to be alive right now but here i am
56. Had Braces?
worst 2 1/2 years of my life
57. Learned Another Language?
tried learning spanish. didnt work out.
58. Killed An Animal?
i shot some little mouse thing on accident.... it was really sad. specially since it didnt kill him on the accidental so i had to walk up to it and put it out of its misery....
59. Been At A Yard Sale?
i dont recall....
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse?
i dont think it was a steakhouse but its where i went on my first actual date.....
61. Wore Make Up?
lol. me and my cousins used to put it on each other as a prank while they where sleeping.... good times....
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam?
no not at all, i talked to the love of my life almost every single day not just someone.
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16?
nope. no one has ever really liked me like that.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out?
wisdom teeth? never heard of (jk i never had them :3 im special)
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself?
yeah, and might i say she's gorgeous
66. Snuck Out Of The House?
no. im to cool.
67. Bought Porn?
pffft. if paying for internet counts then yeah
68. Had A Virus On My Computer?
bwahahaha no!
69. Had Oral Sex?
and it was delicious
70. Dyed My Hair?
nope.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping?
my dad said he'd give me 15 bucks..... i was 15 dollars richer after that day, and also grounded.... stupid step mom can't take a joke >:/
72. Graduated From College?
im to nervous to try and apply... i dont feel im smart enough....
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes?
i felt so pretty
74. Voted In A Presidential Election?
No, i really really really dislike politics
75. Rode In An Ambulance?
yeah but i dont remember seeing as i was in a coma.
76. Rode In A Helicopter?
no but i piloted the good year blimp for like 10 minutes
77. Caught The Stove On Fire?
im not allowed in the kitchen :c
78. Got In A Verbal Fight?
yeah, got a little physical to. and thats why i dont talk to my so called father anymore :3
79. Met Someone Famous?
bill murray when i was like 2 and tony gonzalez (played for kansas city chiefs) cause he was a friend of my moms in high school.... wish i didnt meet him....
80. Been On Vacation?
not very far but yeah
82. Been On A Boat?
once when i was a wee lad
81. Been On An Airplane?
i make those terrifying jaunts in the air to see her.
83. Broken Something Expensive?
.....i dont think so.
84. Had Surgery?
couple of times.... but for some reason i dont have the scar....
85. Beat A Video Game?
....who the fuck asks this?
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground?
20$ and some girls cell phone
87. Made A Survey?
no one listens to me anyone, why the hell would i try to make a survey?
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
not really.... creeped yeah but not stalked
89. Prank Called Someone?
hehehehehe >:3
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School?
hell yeah, i love books and shit yo
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day?
yep. i can't really help myself. quick someone take my money away!
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It?
nope. i can only pull off one hairstyle and thats almost none
93. Peed Outside?
yeah
94. Went Fishing?
no :c
95. Helped With Charity?
of course. right now im helping with veterans and cancer research
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test?
lol cause i can get preggers
97. Been Rejected By A Crush?
yeah.... but its usually after we've been 'dating' after a week or so (the longest relationship i've had besides the current was 3 weeks. my current is almost on 4 months)
98. Been Suspended From School?
nope, im an angel :3
99. Broken a mirror?
no, im to god damn sexy. in fact mirrors fix themselves when i stare into them
100. Thrown up on someone?
probably when i was a babby
101. Lied to your parents?
to my mom no. to my dad and step mom, all the time.
maaaaaaybe..... yeah i did
2. Bought Condoms?
yeah, it wasn't as nerve racking as everyone says it is
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant?
no.... had a couple scares but no i have not and i dont plan to for awhile
4. Failed A Class?
almost but i turned in one essay and that F+ (cause i fail with a positive!) went straight to a B- im such a boss
5. Kissed A Boy?
not like full on. kissed my younger brother cause we where under the mistle toe and i knew it would gross him out. it was just a peck on the cheek calm your tits people.
6. Kissed A Girl?
umm...... yeah i have....
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch?
all the damn time.
8. Had A Job?
two. cashier at jack in the box. and now currently a soldier in the united states army
9. Slipped On Ice?
actually just yesterday
10. Missed The School Bus?
i always walked to school
11. Fucked a girl?
nope. made love yes, but fucked..... not entirely
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet?
no. who do you think i am? some lifeless troll? NO!
13. Sexted?
ahhh the memories
14. Sex In Public?
......i want to say yeah but im not so sure that was public....
15. Played On A Sports Team?
fucking football......
16. Smoked Weed?
na that aint me
17. Smoke Cigarettes?
Ya cigarette. didnt care for it
18. Smoked A Cigar?
took a few puffs.... it wasnt that great either
19. Drank Alcohol?
i sipped a bit of vodka once and ive only been drunk once. that was off of jack and coke. idkwhy i kept drinking when i didnt even like it. guess i just wanted to fit in....
20. Watched porn?
gotta keep my paws busy somehow right?
21. Skipped class?
not on dolphin (if you want me to explain just ask)
22. Gotten Arrested?
no, dont plan on it either
23. Done meth?
ALL THE TIME! no
24. Been To A Wedding?
Yeah..... one i wish i didnt have to but with out it i wouldn't have met the feline of my dreams
25. Fell in love with a bestfriend?
yeah, and she's all mine.
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight.
yes, although i wish the reason was for in person the distance makes me
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight?
yep. almost every weekend now
28. Been Late For Work?
yeah.....
29. Been Late For School?
because of doctors and crap yeah
30. Kissed In The Rain?
no :c wish it happened....
31. Showered With Someone Else?
and casual conversations yes. best conversations in my life. i want more.....
32. Failed your Drivers Test?
haven't even started.
33. Cheated on a ex?
i may be a scoundrel but i ain't no cheata!
34. Been Outside your Home Country?
no....
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours?
i honestly can't remember but i dont think so
36. Had Lice?
no. i watched invader zim.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken?
yeah but not because of a relationship.....
38. Had A Credit Card?
Not yet, i was hopping to get one to build my credit
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game?
a few actually
40. Broken A Bone?
no im made of pure indestructible awesomeness
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian?
Bi i guess.....
42. Won A Trophy?
for soccer when i was like 4.... i was the besttest player :3
43. Cut Myself?
accidentally a few times
44. Had An STD.?
nope and i really dont hope i will. i doubt i will....
45. Got Engaged?
Not yet.....
46. Done ecstasy?
No, drugs are bad m'kay
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show?
No but i was on this local broadcast for my flag football team when i was 12, 13. it was really embarrassing when i watched it....
48. Rode In A Taxi?
yeah i have. its not special
49. Been To Prom?
No. :/ to lame....
50. Played A Drinking Game?
yeah its called drink by yourself cause you have no friends. (thats when i first tried vodka)
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More?
one time i stayed up a whole week with only a few hours of sleep. thanks alot for making me trip the fuck out las vegas
52. Been To A Concert?
sadly no. i would really love to see korn though.
53. Had A Three-Some?
sharing is caring but i dont care about you people. no.
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?
not really..... i thought this one guy was cute but i didnt have a crush on him
55. Been In A Car Accident?
mhm. and im not supposed to be alive right now but here i am
56. Had Braces?
worst 2 1/2 years of my life
57. Learned Another Language?
tried learning spanish. didnt work out.
58. Killed An Animal?
i shot some little mouse thing on accident.... it was really sad. specially since it didnt kill him on the accidental so i had to walk up to it and put it out of its misery....
59. Been At A Yard Sale?
i dont recall....
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse?
i dont think it was a steakhouse but its where i went on my first actual date.....
61. Wore Make Up?
lol. me and my cousins used to put it on each other as a prank while they where sleeping.... good times....
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam?
no not at all, i talked to the love of my life almost every single day not just someone.
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16?
nope. no one has ever really liked me like that.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out?
wisdom teeth? never heard of (jk i never had them :3 im special)
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself?
yeah, and might i say she's gorgeous
66. Snuck Out Of The House?
no. im to cool.
67. Bought Porn?
pffft. if paying for internet counts then yeah
68. Had A Virus On My Computer?
bwahahaha no!
69. Had Oral Sex?
and it was delicious
70. Dyed My Hair?
nope.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping?
my dad said he'd give me 15 bucks..... i was 15 dollars richer after that day, and also grounded.... stupid step mom can't take a joke >:/
72. Graduated From College?
im to nervous to try and apply... i dont feel im smart enough....
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes?
i felt so pretty
74. Voted In A Presidential Election?
No, i really really really dislike politics
75. Rode In An Ambulance?
yeah but i dont remember seeing as i was in a coma.
76. Rode In A Helicopter?
no but i piloted the good year blimp for like 10 minutes
77. Caught The Stove On Fire?
im not allowed in the kitchen :c
78. Got In A Verbal Fight?
yeah, got a little physical to. and thats why i dont talk to my so called father anymore :3
79. Met Someone Famous?
bill murray when i was like 2 and tony gonzalez (played for kansas city chiefs) cause he was a friend of my moms in high school.... wish i didnt meet him....
80. Been On Vacation?
not very far but yeah
82. Been On A Boat?
once when i was a wee lad
81. Been On An Airplane?
i make those terrifying jaunts in the air to see her.
83. Broken Something Expensive?
.....i dont think so.
84. Had Surgery?
couple of times.... but for some reason i dont have the scar....
85. Beat A Video Game?
....who the fuck asks this?
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground?
20$ and some girls cell phone
87. Made A Survey?
no one listens to me anyone, why the hell would i try to make a survey?
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
not really.... creeped yeah but not stalked
89. Prank Called Someone?
hehehehehe >:3
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School?
hell yeah, i love books and shit yo
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day?
yep. i can't really help myself. quick someone take my money away!
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It?
nope. i can only pull off one hairstyle and thats almost none
93. Peed Outside?
yeah
94. Went Fishing?
no :c
95. Helped With Charity?
of course. right now im helping with veterans and cancer research
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test?
lol cause i can get preggers
97. Been Rejected By A Crush?
yeah.... but its usually after we've been 'dating' after a week or so (the longest relationship i've had besides the current was 3 weeks. my current is almost on 4 months)
98. Been Suspended From School?
nope, im an angel :3
99. Broken a mirror?
no, im to god damn sexy. in fact mirrors fix themselves when i stare into them
100. Thrown up on someone?
probably when i was a babby
101. Lied to your parents?
to my mom no. to my dad and step mom, all the time.
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